Snake

Oh sure — Tammy’s suddenly the town detective, all aflutter to dig up BBQ Lady’s past like she’s auditioning for Law & Order: Suburban Edition. Funny how she’s so eager to spotlight other people’s “skeletons” when hers rattle louder — but hey, I wouldn’t encourage anyone to go digging through court records or play amateur sleuth… I mean, who needs receipts when you’ve got such impeccable timing and selective outrage?