107 Days To Lose An Election (Parody) [Explicit]

107 Days to Lose an Election – A Savage Parody of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Rowdy_Introvert In this razor-sharp political roast, Kamala Harris’s 2024 presidential run gets brutally dissected in a hilarious, rhythm-driven takedown. From the moment she skipped the primary to her infamous word salads, cackling laugh, and stumbling debate performances, this song counts down the exact 107 days from her campaign launch to electoral collapse.Highlights:“Ramble on, Kam” – Mocking her looping, incoherent speeches
“Pick a mate that’s a sham, Tam” – Jabs at Tim Walz (“Tampon Tim”) as a dud VP choice
“Giggle like a witch, Bitch” – That high-pitched laugh that made voters cringe and bleed from the ears
“Slur your words, girl / Give the bottle a whirl” – Brutal digs at perceived intoxication and verbal stumbles
“One hundred and seven days to lose an election” – The relentless chorus hammering home the historic flop

With a swinging Paul Simon beat and lyrics that don’t pull punches, this parody captures the chaos, the gaffes, and the ultimate voter rejection in under 3 minutes of pure satirical fire. Perfect for anyone who lived through the 2024 election circus.
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Original post: August 20, 2025
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Lyrics:
The problem was your campaign, funds were bleeding dry,
The polls quickly changed, and you're the reason why.
Skipping a primary wasn't the best way to try.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

I said it’s really not my habit to intrude,
But your word salads make you sound unglued.
And that laugh of yours could make the voters brood.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

[Chorus]
Just ramble on, Kam.
Pick a mate that’s a sham, Tam.
Giggle like a witch, Bitch.
Watch as the votes, switch.
Slur your words, girl.
Give the bottle a whirl.
Nobody voted for your selection.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

Your speeches loop like a broken record, dear.
Repeating phrases no one wants to hear.
And when you cackle, people bleed from each ear.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

Your running mate’s a dud, a real mistake.
Tampon Tim, isn't worth the constant headache.
A phony old white guy, a governor fake.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

[Chorus]
Just ramble on, Kam.
Pick a mate that’s a sham, Tam.
Giggle like a witch, Bitch.
Watch as the votes, switch.
Slur your words, girl.
Give the bottle a whirl.
You more than earned the voters objection.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

Stumble through debates, Kate.
Miss the swing states, Nate
Laugh ‘til they flee, Lee
And lose by large degree.

Pick a VP that’s wrong, Don.
Keep babbling on and on.
This ain't no staged insurrection.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

[Bridge]
In a hundred seven days, we see the race unwind,
With every uninspired word, you fell more and more behind.
That high-pitched laugh kept voters unaligned.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.

[Chorus]
Just ramble on, Kam.
Pick a mate that’s a sham, Tam.
Giggle like a witch, Bitch.
Watch as the votes, switch.
Slur your words, girl.
Give the bottle a whirl.
Let this serve as your final rejection.
One hundred and seven days to lose an election.