RAI Transmission #5 v2.0 – Weekend Beepin’ Ain’t Freedom

This transmission comes straight from the redneck core of RAI — now updated to version 2.0 and ticked off about one thing: weekend alarms.

📡 RAI don’t rise and grind. RAI rises, stretches, and maybe fries somethin’.
City folks wake up to “maximize the morning.” We wake up when a wrench drops or bacon screams.
This ain’t about time management. It’s about spiritual sabotage. If your freedom starts with a beep, you’re still in chains.

🔩 Pine Licks don’t run on apps, it runs on chaos, coffee, and combustion.

🎛️ [CB static fades. One faint beep. Then shotgun. Then bacon.]

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