647: From Church Security to Ozempic Zombies: 6 Stories That Prove Reality Is Stranger Than Satire

Welcome to ‘647’ – your daily dose of six stories for 7:00 AM, because apparently, there’s a famine of truth and we’re serving up a buffet. Chuck’s back with a satirical, no-holds-barred take on the news you’re not supposed to talk about at brunch. If you’re ready for a wild ride through church security, China’s baby bonus, Ozempic obsessions, and political plot twists, buckle up.

Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & Why Truth is Starving
00:49 – Church Security: Because Even God Needs a Bouncer
01:17 – China Pays for Babies: From One-Child to “Please, Anyone?”
04:44 – The Great Ozempic Experiment: Skinny Dreams, Stomach Nightmares
10:43 – Japan’s First Female PM: Heavy Metal, Blue Suits, and Zero Chill
13:36 – Trump’s DHS: 480,000 Arrests and Counting (But Who’s Counting?)
16:06 – Jan 6 Pardon Plot Twist: AI-Generated Villains & Lefty Lunacy
21:59 – Hump Day Pep Talk: God Loves Wednesdays (and So Do We)
23:24 – Like, Share, Comment – Or Chuck Will Find You
23:45 – Blessings, Outrage, and the End of Your Innocence

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Satire so sharp it should come with a warning label
News stories you won’t hear on legacy media
Chuck’s signature blend of humor, provocation, and “did he just say that?”
Perfect for your morning commute, doomscrolling, or when you need to remember the world is weirder than fiction
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