🤠🥫💥 RED DEAD REDEMPTION II: BUDGET OUTLAW EDITION 🌵🐎🔫

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📜 RULES OF THE CHAT:
1️⃣ No backseat ridin’ unless you’re payin’ for the horse feed.
2️⃣ No linkin’ in chat without permission — last feller tried and got hogtied.
3️⃣ Don’t tell me to shave — I’m role-playin’ “Sad Cowboy With Secrets.”
4️⃣ No spoilers — we’re still pretendin’ Arthur’s okay.
5️⃣ No political talk unless it involves moonshine tariffs.
6️⃣ If you whistle for my horse, you fix it when it arrives on the roof.
7️⃣ No “yee-haw” spamming — we’re professionals here.

🎥 LIVE from the Department of Unpaid Bounties
and the Institute of Accidental Witness Murders…
it’s GORE, the most wanted man with the least wanted aim.

❗WARNING: May cause horse collisions, cinematic guilt,
and spontaneous harmonica solos in emotional cutscenes.

🔫 WEAPON STATUS: Six-shooter held together by dust and hope.
💰 RESOURCES: 43 cents, 2 beans, and a dream.
🐎 TRANSPORT: Horse named “Refund.” Smells like freedom and panic.
🪙 MISSION OBJECTIVE: Rob train, feel bad, donate to the camp.
🤪 SANITY: Deterioratin’ like my honor meter.
🧭 NAVIGATION: Compass says “West.” So does my gut — and my warrants.
🤦 TROUBLESHOOTING: Accidentally pulled a gun mid-greeting again.
🎮 GOAL: Get rich, stay alive, maybe feed the horse.

💀 FIELD REPORTS:
• Gore lassos his own horse, calls it “discipline.”
• Gang plan lasts five minutes — so does loyalty.
• Poker night ends with three bodies and no money.
• Shot a lantern. Entire saloon caught on fire.
• Stole wrong horse. Sheriff noticed immediately.

📉 MORALE: Shot clean out of my hat.
🥤 HYDRATION: Whiskey — technically liquid.
🪑 COVER: Barstool. Structural integrity: emotional.
📡 SIGNAL: Faint — carrier pigeon got distracted by a cactus.

🕵️ Watch as I sneak, shoot, and apologize my way through the frontier,
committin’ accidental crimes and moral victories in equal measure.
It’s cinematic chaos with a dash of tumbleweed theology.

📡 ABOUT US
🌐 Website: gore.tv
📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble
🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer
🚫 Discord: Banned for horse theft.
🚫 TikTok: Kicked off for “unsanctioned duels.”