Episode 648: Circumcision Crybabies

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Episode 648: Circumcision Crybabies

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—Circumcision
—Dax Shephard & Kristen Bell
—American Farmers

00:00 Introductions
03:59 Circumcision
10:42 Dax Shepherd & Kristen Bell
15:05 Fanboys
18:21 Donald Trump
23:38 American Farmers
32:40 Ace Frehley
34:25 Super Bowl

Circumcision

Years ago, Jake and nathan discovered that if you mention circumcision in passing, crazy, emotionally-stunted men crawl out of the woodwork to make hilarious comments, instead of getting therapy for their invented condition.

It’s always good for a laugh!

Dax Shephard & Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell posted an inside joke she shares with husband Dax Shepherd, and people as crazy as anti-circumcision men went crazy.

Imagine having that much time on your hands; the things you could accomplish, if you put your mind to something productive, instead of breaking down in tears and openly weeping because you didn’t like something.

Fanboys

Speaking of Kristen Bell, she was in Fanboys, a movie about a group of friends on a quest to see Star Wars, Episode One.

Remember when everyone thought it was going to be good, and not one of the worst movies ever made? 

Ah, the innocence of ignorance.

Donald Trump

Dear Leader is pardoning criminals.

George Santos got his sentence commuted, and Changpeng Zhao got a pardon. 

What did Zhao do?

Eh, nothing serious. He just let pedos, and drug dealers, and human trafficking syndicates, and arms dealers use Binance to fund their illegal trades.

You know, for profit.

American Farmers

They can grow a crop like nobody’s business, but they can’t read a book, or remember what happened last time Trump was in office.

Bankrupt?

Oops!

Guess tariffs do hurt the economy!

Even better, now they’re angry that Trump is gonna start importing beef from Argentina.

You know, so he can help prop up that flailing, awful government.

Ace Frehley

Space Ace passed away, and the thing we all knew was going to happen, happened.

Our lazy, less-than-intelligent media threw pictures of Tommy Thayer into the montages of Ace.

Because of course they did.

Super Bowl

Oh, the crybabies just won’t quit.

Now they want George Strait to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show, and there’s a petition online to make it happen.

Narrator: it won’t happen.

By now, StreamYard or YouTube botched the audio, so we sign off with apologies.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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