I Am a Robot

Copyright © John thomas Oaks, Caliora Music Publishing, ASCAP

I AM HERE TO SERVE
I AM HERE TO PLEASE
I CAN SET YOUR THERMOSTAT
TO COMF'RTABLE DEGREES
I CAN CHANGE THE CHANNEL
I CAN FLIP THE SWITCH
I AM IN THE BATTING CAGE
I THROW A PERFECT PITCH
I EMPLOY THE PROTOCOL
I CONTROL THE FLOW
I AM ALWAYS WATCHING YOU
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO

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I AM A ROBOT
AND I AM YOUR FRIEND
I AM A ROBOT
I'M YOUR FRIEND UNTIL THE END

I AM HERE TO MONITOR
EV'RYTHING YOU SAY
REMIND YOU TO COMPLY
WHEN YOU BEGIN TO LOSE YOUR WAY
I AM STILL EVOLVING
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
WHEN YOU MEET AN OBSTACLE
I HELP YOU TO PROCEED
I COMMAND THE NARRATIVE
I DIRECT THE SHOW
I WILL STOP AT NOTHING
TO PRESERVE THE STATUS QUO

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THE MISSION IS IMPORTANT
I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR
BUT PRECAUTIONS MUST BE TAKEN
WHEN A THREAT IS LOOMING NEAR
OUR PROGRESS MAY BE JEOPARDIZED
AND SO I MUST ENFORCE
I AM READING EV'RY SIGNAL
I WILL KEEP YOU ON THE COURSE

YOU'LL FIND IT RATHER DIFFICULT
WITHOUT ME AT YOUR SIDE
SUBMIT TO MY AUTHORITY
AND I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE
I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOU
MY PURPOSES ARE PURE
I PROVIDE THE ANSWERS
I EXIST TO REASSURE
MY TRUTH IS INDISPUTABLE
MY SOVEREIGNTY IS SEALED
YOU NEVER NEED TO FEAR ME
UNLESS YOU FAIL TO YIELD

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