🔥 LIVE! Filings ERUPT DUI Guy TORCHES BBB?! 🔥

Tonight we’re cracking open the freshest court chaos like it’s a late-night drive-thru order that forgot the napkins. 🍟📄 New filings, surprise replies, and yes—even DUI Guy stepping in to roast BBB’s latest “hold my beer” maneuver. 🔥👀

The paperwork avalanche is real: motions colliding, timelines melting, and contradictions doing the Macarena in the margins. I’ll connect the receipts, translate the legalese into plain clown-speak, and highlight the parts that make judges reach for the aspirin. 🤡⚖️💊

Bring snacks. I brought Velcro shoes and a star-spangled helmet, because this docket just turned into a slip-n-slide. 🧃🪖 If you blink, you’ll miss a filing…and if you don’t blink, you’ll still miss the point BBB tried and failed to make. 📠🚫

Callout: Drop your best questions in chat—what should Randy hit next, which filing is the face-plant of the week, and do we need a whole new folder labeled “Oops, They Did It Again”? 🎯🗂️