My bank manager said buy a Costa coffee machine it will be cheaper

2 days ago
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Locals have flocked to the cemetery then the chapel to interrogate me about ME rarely hearing
This church is falling over
I'm keeping it up
This is how...
Only interested in where I live and telling me, strangers, police, passers by, friends, dog watts app, Facebook, a chemist, probably spar that I'm mentally ill, despite me not being, nor exhibiting any symptoms or even knowing them but word spread fast I'm a homeless lunatic and now also a pedo
And
Everyone must be told
And
Is
By total strangers in a cemetery whose only interest day after day is
Where do you live
Where do you sleep
Where do you sleep in winter
Are you sleeping here tonight.
Anyhow these fancy folks surrounding me trekking thru a giant cemetery to an abandoned chapels fence to ask its restorer where she lives have demonstrated their contempt of a perceived hobo lunatic, even believing if they convince others I'm a hobo lunatic I can move out and they can move in to an abandoned building in a giant cemetery being preserved by hobo lunacy.
Anyhow as I'm neither and am quite savvy I asked someone to get me costa coffee cups to improve communication at the fence as these guys determine my worth by what fuking coffee cup I use and
Sure as wotsit I was right.
I put out my Costa coffee cup on view and up popped woman with off lead dog and wine glass wobbling saying
Ooh
You drink Costa coffee wowww
Yessss
And ur walking a dog off lead on the dwad pissed at a church fence , scoring my merit to society by a paper fuking cup
Which birds throw at me with fag ends so I open the doors to let them out EVERY DAY SO THEY DONT DIE trapped inside..

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