I'm Burning My Halo: The Beer Anthem "If There Is No Beer in Heaven" w/ LYRICS (Funny Country Song)

If there's no cold beer waiting after a lifetime of virtue, is it really paradise? This hilarious, high-energy Honky-Tonk Country Rock anthem explores the ultimate deal-breaker for a good ol' boy looking for his eternal reward.

We said goodbye to the harp and the halo and traded the clouds for a sticky bar floor. This song is perfect for anyone who loves funny country music, classic rock riffs, and a good laugh about life's priorities!

Music Style: Fast Honky-Tonk, Country Rock, Southern Rock, Comedy Song

LYRICS: (Full lyrics are here and also in the video)

Oh, if there is no beer in heaven,
I'm burning this halo to start over again.

No frosty mug or a golden, cold brew?
I'm walking right out and I'm starting life new!

It's a deal-breaker, I'd rather be down,
Where the good stuff is cheap in a dark, sticky town.

'Cause a heaven without hops just makes me feel blue,
I'd rather face judgement for sipping on brew!

I thought my life was a righteous affair,
Tried to do good and show that I care.

Gave to the poor, never drove way too fast,
Figured my reward was eternally cast.

I walked up to the gates, my halo was glowing,
Ready for streams of cold beer that were flowing.

But Peter just sighed with a look of regret,
Said, "Son, we got clouds, but no taps have been set.

They gave me a harp and a beautiful view,
Said, "Angels sip water, and so must you, too."

The singing is nice, the sunlight is bright,
But no one here knows how to party all night.

I asked for a lighter and some good country jams,
They showed me a pasture with gentle, white lambs.

I saw a guy whispering, looking quite sad,
He missed the low thrum of the best bar he had.

I'm walking on clouds, but I'm yearning to roam,
I miss the sweet taste of that fermented foam.

I'll trade this bright glory and all of this peace,
For a cold pint of ale and a small bar-room grease.

Yeah, I'm sending a memo down, down to the Boss,
Tell him I'm trading the gain for the loss!

Oh, if there is no beer in heaven,
I'm burning this halo to start over again.

No frosty mug or a golden, cold brew?
I'm walking right out and I'm starting life new!

It's a deal-breaker, I'd rather be down,
Where the good stuff is cheap in a dark, sticky town.

'Cause a heaven without hops just makes me feel blue,
I'd rather face judgement for sipping on brew!

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