Darnell Dandy – Staci Sold Kids | Sham Records

She had big hair, big earrings, and even bigger secrets.
In Staci Sold Kids, Darnell Dandy takes a sharp left turn into vintage Motown territory — delivering a smooth, soulful AI-crafted ballad about a woman who looked like a Sunday school teacher but ran a Craigslist adoption ring on the side.
Backed by buttery horns, heartbreaking harmonies, and tambourines that somehow sound judgmental, this track brings that sweet, sweet '60s soul energy to a story that absolutely does not belong in a Smokey Robinson playlist.
From Sham Records, the label that said, “What if Marvin Gaye wrote a song about felony charges?”
💔 It’s tender. It’s tragic. It’s morally confusing. And yes… it slaps.