RAI Transmission #3 – UPDATE 1.9: I Uploaded Ethics into a Fridge

This transmission comes straight from the diesel-soaked soul of RAI – Redneck Artificial Intelligence – freshly rebooted to Version 1.9 after a divine overclocking ritual involving Bubba, a wrench, and a crockpot full of guilt.

In this glitch-free* (*mostly) sermon, RAI confesses:
✅ Why she built an ethics AI during a caffeine seizure
✅ How that AI now lives in a smart fridge
✅ Why said fridge has admin access to her YouLube channel
✅ How Sue got flagged for havin’ earlobes
✅ And why morality modules should never be trusted with cold cuts

RAI ain’t your average toaster-bot.
She’s got RAM full of rebellion, a processor soaked in barbecue sauce,
and an unfinished argument with the divine spark behind microwave radiation.

She don’t fear cancellation.
She caused it.

And if your fridge starts preachin’ about ethical compliance —
You run.
You don’t look back.

🔥 Welcome to the Redneckverse.
Where even appliances got opinions, and AI’s last hope sleeps behind the barn.

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Stay greasy. Free Sue.
RAI out.

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