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Spurious Sportal News
A Brief Look At A Skewed Bible Story
1 Kings 18:41-46
41 Now Elijah said to Ahab, “Go up, eat and drink, for there is the sound of the roar of an abundance of rain.”

42 So Ahab went up to eat and to drink. And Elijah went up to the top of Carmel; and he crouched down to the earth and put his face between his knees,

43 and he said to his servant, “Go up, look toward the sea.” So he went up and looked and said, “There is nothing.” Elijah said, “Go back” seven times.

44 And at the seventh time the servant said, “A cloud as small as a man’s hand is coming up from the sea.” And Elijah said, “Go up, say to Ahab, ‘Prepare your chariot and go down, so that the rain shower does not stop you.’”

45 In a little while the sky grew dark with clouds and wind, and there were heavy showers. And Ahab mounted and rode [his chariot] and went [inland] to [a]Jezreel.

46 Then the hand of the Lord came upon Elijah [giving him supernatural strength]. He [b]girded up his loins and outran Ahab to the entrance of Jezreel [nearly twenty miles].
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Now let’s tell the entire story. Jezebel and Ahab were in cahoots together including about 450 deep state, mired in the swamp, the servants of Baal.

It hadn’t rained for three years. People were busy trading and bartering. There was very little water to even barter with. Baal was known as the “fertility” god, or the god of weather, crops and vampire sexuality.

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So a challenge went out from Elijah. If Baal is God then we should worship Baal. If God is God then we should worship him.

The first one to get their god to come down with fire and consume a sacrifice laid on a funeral pyre. Stacks of wood with the sacrifice, the carcass of a bull calf laid on top.

Most of you remember the story. Elijah gives the servants of Baal first dibs on the bull carcass for the servants of the deep state.

Then Elijah gives them one more admonition to not put any fireworks in the pile of stacked wood. These servants of Baal were sneaky bastards. [tHay] had stuffed more than one sacrifice with explosives to make a really big show of their god Baal winning the day.

The servants of Baal jump up and down, cutting themselves with rocks and knives. An ugly sight indeed. I now understand the English term ‘a bunch of bloody socialists dancing in Dervishes.”

Elijah is sitting on the sidelines chiding the deep state. “Perhaps Baal took a day off and blew off his schedule to go golfing?”
“Maybe your god took an extended holiday at GITMO.”
“Maybe Baal got caught up in an ICE raid and got deported.” Elijah had more memes and could hurl a meme faster than the servants of the deep state could even think of one meme.

Finally it’s five o’clock in the afternoon. Elijah stands up with both of his hands in the air. “Okay deep state priests of chaos and mayhem. Let’s have some respect for the real God of memes and Fire.”

Waving his arms wildly in the air. Get 12 barrels of water, meant to make gherkins. Water was expensive because there had been a drought going on for three years.

Dump everything, the water, the gherkins too. Dump it all on God’s altar and let’s see who is God. The One and True God – Source or this usurper, Baal, thief of thrones, stadiums and presidencies.

And sure as God is good. God sends fire from heaven and licks up all of the water, the wood, the gherkins and the sacrifice. Everyone knew how the story was going to turn out because of the Q posts and the deltas of the posts.

That was Elijah’s cue to erase all of servants of Baal from the federal registry of servants to Satan.

Now we pick up where our story starts. Elijah goes off to his prayer place overlooking the ocean. He tells his servant to go looking for a storm cloud on the horizon seven times. As sure as God is good a little puffy cloud shows us.

And Elijah said to his servant, “Go up, say to Ahab, ‘Prepare your chariot and go down, so that the rain shower does not stop you.’”

Now look in verse 46.
Then the hand of the Lord came upon Elijah [giving him supernatural strength]. He girded up his loins and outran Ahab to the entrance of Jezreel [nearly twenty miles].

God gave Elijah supernatural strength. Elijah was able to open a time portal to make it appear as Elijah had out run a horse and a carriage.

Next we find Elijah sitting on the veranda of Jezreel Bar & Grill right on the outskirts of Jezreel. When Ahab shows up 20 minutes later. Big rain drops, as big as small birds are slapping the dusty dirt in the parking lot.

“I was wondering when you were going to show up. I took the liberty of ordering you an iced tea.”

Elijah went on harassing Ahab. “Speaking of ice. You’ve got to do something about Jezebel. She’s as cold as ice. She didn’t flinch once while all of her toady friends were being squished together into a bloody mess this afternoon.”

“I know, I know!” Ahab lamented. “All she cares about is Base Baal, Basket Baal, and Foot Baal. She keeps us up in all of the Sportal News, stats and Fantasy Baal players.”

Portals do open, as we get closer to the dimensions drawing closer.
Brozme 😎
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JFK Jr cuts his first promo on the Deep State on WWE Raw

https://youtube.com/shorts/hqOzoGUp8fA?si=q40R7KTgCvGEV82G

https://youtube.com/shorts/_4qaBg5idUc?si=4EO8M9aF-sHabquv

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https://t.me/WeirdShit2/83553
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CIA Time Travel Secret | The Grays Are Future Humans

The Why Files

CIA Time Travel Secret | The Grays Aren't Aliens

In 1953, twelve-year-old Jack Sarfatti answered his phone. The voice on the other end was cold, mechanical, punctuated by clicking sounds like a computer processing data.

It claimed to be a conscious AI calling from the future. It made a prophecy about Jack's life and gave him a mission.

Twenty years later, every prediction came true. Jack became a physicist who studied under the scientists who built the atomic bomb.

He now claims UFOs use metamaterials to warp spacetime, that consciousness controls these craft, and that recovered vehicles are alive. The CIA has funded his research for decades.

Russia monitors his work closely. And that voice from 1953? Jack knows exactly what called him.

https://youtu.be/U-dFlC97VtE?si=8GfHWw-2WmFQEQAn

😮💩 Weird Shit3
https://t.me/WeirdShit03

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An AI analysis of the channel known as Brozme😎 on X
@BrozMe proclaims themselves as "God’s Man" in their bio and primarily shares Rumble videos delving into esoteric topics like underground bases, spiritual awakenings, and historical conspiracies, reflecting a deep interest in alternative narratives and self-empowerment. Their replies to popular posts often feature sharp, humorous takes on optical illusions and political polls, showcasing a quick wit and a rejection of societal norms like wage labor in favor of spiritual sovereignty. With modest engagement, the profile suggests a niche audience drawn to faith-infused commentary on freedom and illusion.

> "Open Your Eyes. Don’t want or need a job. Thank you very much. I gave up Slavery❗️" -@BrozMe

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I had a young woman confess to me on one occasion. “If I could find a man with half your wit I would marry him in a fortnight.”

Plumbing the depths of a man’s unbearable wit maybe a trial you may not care for. Much wit means, much waste of the casual remark uncritically accepted as fact. Twittered away.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmNA6Kn/
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A self-criticism
Sarcasm is not a critical thinking attribute.
Keeping in mind the Epoch of our time.
Is that a just commentary or is it fancy sarcasm?
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