Cartoon Network April 19, 2011 Bugs Bunny Ep 168 Transylvania 6-5000

Bugs is heading for "Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania", but instead ends up in "Pittsburgh Transylvania", upon hitting a tree. Initially he asks a two-headed female vulture named "Agatha" and "Emily" for directions to "Pittsburg", but the girls seem to be talking about making him into a meal. Bugs sees an old castle nearby, mistakes it for a motel, and calmly makes an exit. At the castle, Bugs meets a vampire, who introduces himself as Count Bloodcount and invites him in. Although Bugs is only looking for a telephone to call his travel agency, the Count leads him to a guest room and says, "Rest first, telephone tomorrow. Rest is gooood for the blooood." Unable to sleep, Bugs picks up a book titled "Magic Words and Phrases" because all the other books' subject matter was blood. As Bugs begins to read the phrasebook, the Count sneaks up behind him and is just about to strike when Bugs says "Abracadabra", turning the Count into a bat. Bugs mistakes the bat/Count for a big mosquito and clobbers the bat with a fly swatter. As the bat dizzily flies out of the window, Bugs says "Hocus pocus", which causes the Count to turn back into a vampire and fall into the moat surrounding his castle. Agatha and Emily watch the Count take the plunge, while they wonder who he is. "Anyone we know, Agatha?" "No. Splendid-looking specimen, though." Shortly afterward, Bugs is searching for the house restaurant. The Count sneaks up from behind again, but Bugs is humming "It's Magic", and inadvertently turns the Count back into a bat with "Abracadabra". Once again mistaking the bat for a mosquito, "Another one? They oughta screen this place!", Bugs sprays the bat with a fumigator. As the bat Count is hanging his head down from an archway, coughing insecticide out of his lungs, Bugs sings "Hocus pocus" during a continuation of his song, and the Count crashes to the floor on his head. Fed up with the situation, the Count reveals his true identity to Bugs, resulting in a duel of "magic phrases" in which Bugs transforms into an umpire. The Count transforms into a bat, while Bugs turns into a baseball bat and whacks the Count. After retreating to the floor, the Count tries to smash Bugs with a brick tile, but Bugs yells "Abracadabra" every time the Count uses "Hocus pocus" to transform back into a vampire to transform him back into a bat, smashing the Count instead. Eventually, the Count is too injured to say anything as he dizzily crawls out of the floor. Bugs says "Abraca-pocus" which gives the Count his vampire body but with his bat form's head, then says "Hocus-cadabra" and the vampire now his normal head with his bat form's body and wings. Afterward he uses "Newport News" and turns him into Witch Hazel. Unimpressed, Bugs comments to himself, "I can do better than that." Then finally he uses the incantation "Walla Walla, Washington," and the Count is turned into a two-headed male vulture. Bugs calls out to Agatha and Emily, who are just outside the castle; and the Count is horrified to find himself the object of their amorous pursuit. The Count flees the castle with the female vulture in pursuit as Bugs watched in amusement. Bugs finds a working pay phone inside a coffin, but while waiting for the operator to reach his travel agency in Perth Amboy, he mumbles "Abraca-pocus", and his ears turn into bat wings. Bugs hangs up and decides to fly home with those wings.