Episode 647: Tron Ares and Other Messes

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—No Kings Rally
—Tron Ares
—Ian Watkins

00:00 Introductions
03:07 Comments
04:10 No Kings
06:25 Tron Ares
13:05 Ian Watkins
15:06 Go Fund Me
26:49 Donald Trump
30:37 Elon Musk

Comment Section

We got a really kind compliment, from a super real account!

No Kings

Both Jake and nathan forgot to attend their local No Kings rally.

Oops.

I guess they’re not patriots.

Tron Ares

The movie bombed, and did so for multiple reasons:

1. Jared Leto
2. It looked boring
3. No one cares about the IP
4. Jared Leto
5. People are sick of boring girl boss movies
6. Jared Leto

But an article on Deadline suggested, and then deleted, that the movie was a failure due to the lingering effects of COVID.

What a beautiful lack of awareness.

Ian Watkins

Who is… er, was, Ian Watkins?

Someone who didn’t deserve to breathe air, and who thankfully no longer is.

Apparently there’s a constant throughout prison culture worldwide, and it’s that if you harmed a child, you’re a target.

In a move supported and celebrated by decent people everywhere, Ian, who harmed kids, was taken out by fellow inmates.

Neither Jake nor nathan realized that such shenanigans took place in European prisons, but good on ya, British prisoners!

Go Fund Me

CEO Tim Cadogan says more and more often, people are using the site to raise funds for groceries.

Not sudden emergencies, but basic needs.

Thanks, every moron who voted for Trump!

You did this!

Donald Trump

Speaking of the worst thing to happen to the economy since the Great Depression, Trump got a peace plan in place between Hamas, and Israel.

We gotta give him props for that.

Elon Musk

The world’s most brilliant man has done it again…

Faced with sales of his hideous cybertruck tanking, Elon decided to turn things around himself, buy buying the cybertruck himself!

It’s genius!

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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