'No Kings' Rebrands For Rallies Taking Place In Countries With Monarchies (You CAN'T Make This Up!)

Posted • October 18, 2025: As you know, there are "No Kings" protests taking place all around the U.S., and they will be a huge success because afterwards the country still won't have a King. Leftist Lilliputian and former Labor Secretary Robert Reich promoted "No Kings" and reminded everybody the U.S. is not a monarchy: —— Robert Reich @RBReich: “We are not a monarchy. We are a constitutional democracy. Let the world hear loud and clear today: America will never have a king.” https://twitter.com/i/status/1979551981036326951 —— We're actually a constitutional republic but I didn't expect him to get that one right. However, since Reich mentioned monarchies, "No Kings" rallies were scheduled to take place in some of those countries but the name made it too awkward, so basically "No Kings" had to alter the name so as to basically not anger the Kings. No, seriously: "a few notes" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3isHcXXMAAeQXo?format=jpg&name=medium

You'll notice the shift from "No Kings" to "No Tyrants" when the rally is in Spain, a monarchy with a King: #NoTyrants —— It must be tough to keep up with all that pivoting. "NO KINGS!!" *unless your country already has a king, then kings are great* —— "And if we are protesting in a country that does have a King, 'No Kings' will change its name so as to not offend said King." Just amazing. Morons. It's a "No Kings" rally in countries that don't actually have a King, and a "No Tyrants" rally when being held in a monarchy. They could have avoided all the confusion by just calling it "No Trump" because that's what this global tantrum all about. Alternatively they could consider not being lunatics and try to actually win an election instead of doing and saying things that culminate in losing every single swing state. "No kings" except for places where there are actually kings because we don't want to upset actual kings. The left 🙄 It's just perfect, isn't it?

I was wondering what #NoKings outreach protests would look like in places like Australia, a country with a literal King as their head of state. It's all beyond parody. The 6 people who show up for an international no tyrants day deserve endless ridicule. This reads like The Babylon Bee wrote it lmao. These leftists are working hard to try and put the Bee out of business.

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