TheDimNews LIVE: 'Big Balls' Attackers Avoid Jail | Dominion Voting Purchased by Former GOP Official

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LIVE CHAT:

Qriist Supporter+ FIRST

JQuickDraw Supporter Second.

JQuickDraw Supporter We represent the two balls of justice.

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly is very possessive of her Big Balls.

JQuickDraw Supporter She would do well to learn how to share her big balls.

JQuickDraw Supporter Share the balls.

Qriist Supporter+ I am less possessive of my twats than Beverly is of her big balls.

JQuickDraw Supporter Proving once again that men are better than women.

Qriist Supporter+ 💯

thrasybulus Arrived. Catching up.

Qriist Supporter+ Third^

Qriist Supporter+ thrasybulus is Beverly's third ball of justice.

JQuickDraw Supporter Ah, the most rare and splendiferous tri-scrotum.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hey babe, I got a tri-scrotum. Wanna try scrotum?"

thrasybulus Hyattsville is the correct spelling.

Qriist Supporter+ The girls tased him and his foot locked on the accelerator. One girl is on camera moaning about her phone being in the car while looking at the guy's dead body. Total psychopath.

thrasybulus Congress never should have let DC govern itself.

Qriist Supporter+ Correct.^

JQuickDraw Supporter Hear me out - fence in DC and make it an open air prison. Kinda like "Escape from NY." They could do the same with Portland.

Qriist Supporter+ Do like Malcolm in the Middle and send the problem child to military school lol

thrasybulus There was a military farm school in Virginia that would be great. School, military, farming, and homework are your days. Don't know if it still exists.

thrasybulus I'm actually in favor of making it so that no one can declare their legal residence as DC.

Qriist Supporter+ No they got jailed. Don't remember the specific conviction, but they were minors so they got lengthy sentences per juvenile courts. It was something like 7 years, until they were 21.

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex trying to say "burglary" sounds like she unconsciously wants to say "buggery."

Qriist Supporter+ gurgle my burgle

thrasybulus There was that case in Japan where a homeless woman lived in a person's home for a year before being caught.

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus I think the video of that woman climbing out of the ceiling each night made the rounds on those scary video channels.

thrasybulus @JQuickDraw Different case.

MudderFetcher I don't believe in homeless people

JQuickDraw Supporter I wouldn't mind, as long as she stayed in the ceiling during the day, cleaned up after herself, and paid half the rent.

thrasybulus The case I was thinking of she hid in the closet of a largely unused room.

Qriist Supporter+ I mean she could come down and say hello.
OakPoke Supporter+ Good evening ladies & gents.

Qriist Supporter+ anti social old hags, you'll both never get married at this rate :P

MudderFetcher Alex, keeping Henry Cavill in the basement doesn't technically count as a roommate
OakPoke Supporter+ Seems they bankrupted and then some the my pillow guy over stuff he has said about the voting machines...

thrasybulus Tucker leaving appears to have been part of the settlement. Dan Bongino left around the same time. Bongino talked about Dominion, Tucker expressed sketicism.

MudderFetcher their logo is even a red vote turning blue lmao

JQuickDraw Supporter I feel like Beverly would creep out the person in her ceiling. "You can come out. I'd really like to have you for dinner." "I don't like the way you're smiling at me. I'll just stay up here thanks."

Qriist Supporter+ I name my wifi "Qriist's Dominion". 👉👈🥺

Qriist Supporter+ it's been that since the first time I bought a router.

MudderFetcher but I was told it was the most super duper safest and secure election ever

thrasybulus I agree with Sargon. Voting shall only be conducted with pottery shards.

JQuickDraw Supporter Every 10 seconds in the US, a man is robbed. He's the unluckiest man in the world. Sad.

thrasybulus The time @HoboEater met Bernie Mack.
OakPoke Supporter+ Bernie robbed him I'm guessing? "Mugged"
OakPoke Supporter+ Ketanji is both blk and retarfded.

thrasybulus KBJ resembles that comparison.
OakPoke Supporter+ She's not too far off though when looking @ the IQ charts

thrasybulus 🐅
OakPoke Supporter+ Philipe Rushton covered this many years ago. The testing is fine. We're just different.
OakPoke Supporter+ The somalis born here in minnesota are every bit as stupid and criminal as their cousins who stayed in africa. I promise you. The crash in literacy in the state coincides with the changing racial
OakPoke Supporter+ demographics

thrasybulus Cat is to Mouse as Crocodile is to My Neighbor's Arm.
OakPoke Supporter+ Maybe less about the rate...that's probably the wonderlic? IQ isn't everything...it doesn't determine someone's worth as a person.

Qriist Supporter+ Africans think very differently on subjects we'd consider foundationally basic, like time. They don't have a concept of linear time or the future.
OakPoke Supporter+ That's true, sadly, Qriist.

thrasybulus Standard laboratory sophmores.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Sargon had a recent video about this.

MudderFetcher I'm smart enough to know that I'm an idiot and I'm fine with that

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex said "taint."

MudderFetcher Syhpa?

MudderFetcher first season is based on 3 I think

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw I've seen that. It made me better realize what that 2020 Smithsonian flyer meant by time itself being a white supremacist concept.

thrasybulus There was a recent episode of Based Camp where it was pointed out humans might not be the same species the way bears are not all the same.

thrasybulus https://rumble.com/v6yj69w-are-humans-a-single-species-what-if-we-categorized-humans-likeotheranimals.html?e9s=src_v1_clr%2Csrc_v1_upp_a
OakPoke Supporter+ Derek Zoolander was comically stupid, but he would be top 10 percent for somalis. Ilian Omar comes off as average, but she's top of the class for a Somali.
OakPoke Supporter+ Stuff Rushton discussed years ago as well. Things without language you found the same patterns. It's been too many years since I looked into any of this.

JQuickDraw Supporter I associate chickens with santeria. And Chinese astrology.

thrasybulus IQ tests are not just what you answer but how fast as well.

thrasybulus MENSA is just top 1% of IQ test results.
OakPoke Supporter+ I'd have guessed Mississippi would be at the bottom.
OakPoke Supporter+ Maybe it's all of the new foreigners if VA is the lowest.

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm wary when they talk about relative rankings in education. There should be an objective standard to be reached, and if every state reaches it, the rankings don't matter.

MudderFetcher Sypha...done spelled it wrong
OakPoke Supporter+ True @JQuickDraw. Also there never seems to be a shortage of teachers / administrators who are happy to help their students cheat in order to do better, for various reasons....skews the data

thrasybulus My skool all waze ranks at the top of the rankings. It may be becuz we we pay US News & World Report the most.
OakPoke Supporter+ Koalas aren't bears? wtf.

Qriist Supporter+ polar bears and ninja bears

MudderFetcher they are at least dropbears lol

thrasybulus Black, Brown, and Polar were used as examples. It goes deeper and more complex.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Math is math regardless of context.
OakPoke Supporter+ That sounds racist, Alex.
OakPoke Supporter+ Gotta hug the chickens...

Qriist Supporter+ I count in base 10!

JQuickDraw Supporter It's true, gay bears can't procreate with many other types of bears.

MudderFetcher the gay bears are the best dancers though

thrasybulus @OakPoke It does sound like one of those racists who says 2+2=4.
OakPoke Supporter+ Remidns me of an oldie but a goodie picture from Africa

thrasybulus MENSA has a set list of IQ tests acceptable for membership. They will administer one if you want, but if you have records you can just submit them.
OakPoke Supporter+ 2-2=socialism

MudderFetcher I'm just gonna take that IQ test for 8 year-olds

thrasybulus @OakPoke I thought 100/100-10+ socialism
OakPoke Supporter+ according to
OakPoke Supporter+ Omar Fateh, the possible new mayor of minneapolis, it equals double plus good socialism

thrasybulus = not +. Darn shift key.
OakPoke Supporter+ I have the same issues...laying on my side, typing like a jabroni

Qriist Supporter+ I have a learning disability (it's called being an asshole)

thrasybulus Logic is literally math. Boolean logic is formulaized Aristotle @Alex
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex & Jay Leno, overcoming their learning disabilities. Do you like steam cars as well?

thrasybulus I know a guy who tested out of a grade of math he hadn't learned how to do yet.
OakPoke Supporter+ Impressive.

MudderFetcher I still remember math teachers telling us we wouldn't always have a calculator on us
OakPoke Supporter+ True, mudder. Wowzers.
OakPoke Supporter+ Did you guys play numbers munchers?

thrasybulus Orthography and a dictionary.

thrasybulus Osmosis grammer became way too common by the 1990s.
OakPoke Supporter+ getting help figuring out a math problem in africa https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3ua6oh/advanced_math_symbols/

thrasybulus Osmosis grammer is really called Whole Language. Noam Chomsky is to blame. It was his big accomplishment in his field of linguistics.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Whole Language was the only way I could learn to spell.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator My LD is no phonics.

MudderFetcher is that different from Hole Language?

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly, on spelling (it's very short): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z0BkC3ACBEc

thrasybulus Polar bears are worst. They are the larcgest land predator on earth. Also one of the few that actively hunts humans.

Qriist Supporter+ You haven't seen a black bear because you moved out of the urban areas.

thrasybulus There is a crossbreed of Polar and Grizzly that occurs in nature that might be worse.

thrasybulus Arizona used to have an active bounty on coyotes.
OakPoke Supporter+ Minnesota used to have bounties on gophers...

thrasybulus Weird fact: All red hair in humans is from neanderthal dna.

Qriist Supporter+ @OakPoke I read that as "bounties on groypers" lol

thrasybulus Humans have crossbred and carry dna from multiple other hominid species.
OakPoke Supporter+ Now a days I think Walz would do it!
OakPoke Supporter+ Africans mixed with others....

Qriist Supporter+ Dogs and cats have breeds, no reason to think humans don't. Just look at our different races.

MudderFetcher we're gonna need Bonnie Blue and 1,000 greater apes to really figure this out
OakPoke Supporter+ @Qriist Pretty much.

thrasybulus Liger and Tion.

MudderFetcher Obama told me the science is settled

thrasybulus Tion is male Tiger + female Lion.

Qriist Supporter+ "Biology was getting a stiffie" -Alex

thrasybulus "It was soft, but it was becuming harder." - @AlexThe Pervert

MudderFetcher the soft science just needs a bit of poking

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly did not get my math joke.

thrasybulus "I'm not an asshole, I'm give a shit impaired. There's a difference."
OakPoke Supporter+ Leno was / is dyslexic and idk if anything else

thrasybulus @DimOne Show more cat.
OakPoke Supporter+ Chic cannibal look

thrasybulus So the dentist gagged @Alex and gave her lockjaw.

thrasybulus The Ginger Lois.

thrasybulus Wisdom teeth relate to wisdom how?

MudderFetcher tooth pain is the worst

MudderFetcher my appendix exploded and I'd take that over tooth pain lol

thrasybulus Occasionally the pliers shatter a tooth, then it's drill, rinse, spit, repeat.

MudderFetcher that's was why I had to stop stalking Beverly = asymmetrical teeth

thrasybulus Does anyone want to tell @alex there are 4 wisdom teeth?

MudderFetcher lmfao

Qriist Supporter+ another spelling bee vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdOtR2A5agc

MudderFetcher if that mic cuts-out a Snortgasm I will be livid lol

Qriist Supporter+ base 10! = base 10 factorial

thrasybulus Thanks for the cat tax payment oh @MurderGoose2028.

Qriist Supporter+ base 10 factorial = base 3628800

Qriist Supporter+ I'm gonna take my math puns and go solve myself 😭

thrasybulus Show less bitch,

MudderFetcher I'm into that hoodie(?) Beverly...looks like you murdered an orchestra and are wearing their pelts

thrasybulus Bitch: noun, a female dog.

Qriist Supporter+ MTThF = Monday/Tuesday/Thursday/Friday

MudderFetcher the self-censoring on twatter is so dumb

thrasybulus Gibberish exemplified.

thrasybulus I saw something recently and the lefty was talking and the captions were reading enbe. It took me a moment to be sure she was saying NB and not envy.

thrasybulus You are allowed to dress in drag in about two weeks.

JQuickDraw Supporter "You can have a dick, just don't be a dick." - Beverly for President 2028

MudderFetcher your sexuality shouldn't be your personality and your politics shouldn't be your religion

thrasybulus Activists made many go from "good faith effort is all I needed to see" to "chromosome test or STFU".

MudderFetcher don't let anyone sell you an Organical Keyboard

thrasybulus If the keyboard doesn't clack like an old school typewriter it's wrong.

JQuickDraw Supporter What does he even mean by woke right at this point? The woke right are monarchists?

MudderFetcher I'd argue that he's officially on the Left now...what with the inability to meme

JQuickDraw Supporter Policing your own side can very easily become gatekeeping.

thrasybulus Sleep for me. Night all you NFs.

Qriist Supporter+ Karlyn, Keri, and Karter

MudderFetcher prob needs to be read in the Bane voice to make sense

Qriist Supporter+ I have repeatedly asserted that humans don't have gender.

Qriist Supporter+ yep it was John Money that borrowed the term

JQuickDraw Supporter Gender is an amorphous, unfalsifiable concept that allows narcissistic people to be the center of attention at all times.

MudderFetcher so a dude named John Money invented Sexologists?

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher lol that sounds like the plot of a Coen brothers movie.

JQuickDraw Supporter If you're a dude who only acts like a woman online, then you're e-ffeminate.

MudderFetcher Jessie something lol

MudderFetcher Elizabeth Berkley

MudderFetcher she was Jessie on Saved By The Bell I think lol

Qriist Supporter+ yup he wrote some runs of Batman

MudderFetcher Hole Language

Qriist Supporter+ Cory too stronk for video

MudderFetcher the scariest part of Spooktober is Alex making me terrified of vaginas

Qriist Supporter+ That was Beverly subtly declaring that she likes it rough.

Qriist Supporter+ L4D

Qriist Supporter+ lol all good

Qriist Supporter+ You've made Mudderfetcher cry you monster.

MudderFetcher we were home by 9 lol

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators

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