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That Devastator Is Gone!
🪶 MISSION REPORT — AUTOMATON FRONT, LEVEL 10
Filed by: Helldiver Rubber Duck
Location: Classified Combat Zone, Automaton-Controlled Territory
Operation Type: Elimination.
Summary:
During high-intensity combat operations against Automaton Shield Devastators, one hostile was neutralized in spectacular fashion following an unidentified explosion. The blast propelled the enemy combatant directly over the reporting Helldiver’s head before making unplanned contact with the terrain—resulting in total annihilation.
The operative’s immediate response: “Ha! That dude is gone.”
Morale increased by approximately 200%. Efficiency rating remains classified, but results deemed highly effective and extremely democratic.
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