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Trump: Commander-In-Chief, Comedian-In-Chief…Too Busy Owning Libs To Lounge On Beach Like Sleepy Joe
Posted • October 16, 2025: Trump is not only Commander in Chief, but Comedian in Chief. When asked if he would like to visit Argentina, he said he would love to go to the beach, but his body isn't necessarily beach bod ready as of late. —— Aaron Rupar @atrupar: “Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be appreciated on the beach."” —— Rupar posting yet another Trump banger while pretending it makes Trump look bad https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3Ya3rxWoAA88Hu?format=jpg&name=360x360 —— Secretly, Rupar loves Trump. lol funniest POTUS ever. Democrats are allergic to jokes. When all is said and done, the book of Trump Bangers is going to be longer than Proust. And he isn't even taking a salary. (…)
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