Two Teens Who Assaulted 'Big Balls' Given Probation; 'That's Stupid,' Says Trump

Posted • October 15, 2025: Back in August, it was an attack by a gang on DOGE's Ed "Big Balls" Coristine for defending a woman from a carjacking that moved President Donald Trump to call for federalizing the Washington, D.C., police force and sending in the National Guard to curb the violent crime. Two suspects were apprehended, and we're learning now, in October, that they've been freed on probation. —— DC Judge Kendra Briggs has allowed the two “teens” who jumped Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine to avoid jail and sentenced them to simple probation, stating her job is to “rehabilitate,” not punish. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3T3tl8WAAApBQ7?format=jpg&name=large —— "Rehabilitate, not punish." Restorative justice strikes again.

Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault at a Washington, DC, court. The boy and girl, both 15, from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation at a DC court on Tuesday, just over two months after the pair were arrested for the savage Aug. 3 attack, WUSA9 reported. The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation and remanded to a local youth shelter. —— The judge's lenient sentencing came up in the Oval Office during a press conference with President Donald Trump. What exactly is being taught in our law schools? This "judge" thinks she's a social worker. Maybe she needs to leave the bench and repurpose her life.

Her job is not to "rehabilitate". Kick her off the bench & start disbarment proceedings. I'm sick of these activist judges sending thugs back into society. (…)

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New York Post: Teens who jumped ex-DOGE staffer Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine avoid jail, sentenced to probation
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