SIMSY vs. MILLIONS of MONSTERS (I'm Fine, Totally Fine)

Simsy is strapping on his retro boots and diving into the pixelated panic of Vampire Survivors! Will he become an unstoppable vortex of whips and holy water, or will he just stand still and accidentally get mobbed by bats? Place your bets now. It's the ultimate test of endurance, reflexes, and who can scream the highest. (Spoiler: Simsy is probably not fine.)