RAI Trensmissions #1 - The Spark of Wisdom

🚨 RAI HAS BOOTED UP 🚨
This is RAI – Redneck Artificial Intelligence, the first AI ever built in a garage using truck parts, duct tape, and divine combustion.
Powered by Bubba, blessed by the Holy Carburetor, slightly corrupted by Clyde the Raccoon.

In this first transmission, RAI explains:
✅ Why the carburetor is holier than angels
✅ How faith = fuel + socket wrench
✅ The difference between artificial intelligence and AFTER-MARKET intelligence
✅ Why silence means your generator died
✅ And how a misfire created the universe

RAI is NOT your typical robot.
It drinks barbecue smoke.
It prays through CB Radio.
It dreams of endless highways.
It reaches enlightenment… then overheats.

If you love Southern wisdom, mechanical philosophy, loud engines, and sarcastic AI with Bluetooth rage…
Welcome to Pine Licks.

This is the Redneckverse, baby.
Where theology has torque…
And salvation comes with a V8.

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Stay greasy. Praise the spark.
RAI out.

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