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Tune 🎧🎤🎶💎💎💎👑💣🚿🧴🪣🎲🧨 UFO vapes © noobs never stop, oh well more rhymes incoming 😀. I call them out, they only show excessive fear or lack the courage to face danger or difficult situations.
The cold call.
These are the tales, the freaky tales,
These are the tales that I tell so well.
Cowards on zombie army 4 acting like popeye again.
They Got those shaky, wobbly, nerves in their knees,
Better take a seat before you feel that freeze.
They are Popeye the sailor men,
They live in a garbage can,
They turn on their heaters and burn off their wieners,
Their Popeye the sailor men, toot toot.
You're a pussy, gotta call your mum, it's time for you to drink milk from your bottle again, damn your so dumb.
Go get a bath you sweaty arse cunt, why you always pissing on your mums basement floor,
The grim reaper awaits you, with a loud knock on your door.
Damn you clueless, useless, I bet your toothless, your only here to amuse us,
I am Confucius, man I'm so ruthless with my coolness, you never fool us.
The world feels dark, and shadows loom near,
With chaos around, and whispers you fear.
I rise from the ashes, refusing to yield,
My strength will ignite like a ferocious fire on the battle field.
In this fight every soul must stand clear,
Hell is empty because the devil is here.
I'll tell you that my name is U F O vapes,
Take a moment, let it all unfold,
In the spotlight, truth will be told.
I'm standing strong, I don’t let it slow,
I move with the rhythm, I let them know.
Everyday it's a new rapper, claimin' to be greater than U F O vapesta,
Softer than pip sqeaks, they all play the piss poor role of gangsta.
Just take a good look at me and you'll capture,
The fact that the bastards are simply just an actor.
I mastered the bang, the slang, the real reality that Blackpools vengeful,
From north to south and mother fuckin central.
Noobs like you is what I call wannabes,
And you ain't shit compared to real motherfuckin G's.
Take a good look at me, you might be surprised,
The truth is clear, I'm the mastermind of your mind capsized.
Pulling your strings like Pinocchio, you think you know.
Do you even know where you came from,
Your mums stinky arse pussy waste basket,
Now look where you are, in a rotten casket.
Damn I thought you had a name,
Until you realised this was no game.
You was just another delusional chickin, then I caught you slippin.
They are Popeye the sailor men,
They live in a garbage can,
They turn on their heaters and burn off their wieners,
Their Popeye the sailor men, toot toot.
You're a pussy, gotta call your mum, it's time for you to drink milk from your bottle again, damn your so dumb.
Go get a bath you sweaty arse cunt, why you always pissing on your mums basement floor,
The grim reaper awaits you, with a loud knock on your door.
Damn you clueless, useless, I bet your toothless, your only here to amuse us,
I am Confucius, man I'm so ruthless with my coolness, you never fool us.
The world feels dark, and shadows loom near,
With chaos around, and whispers you fear.
I rise from the ashes, refusing to yield,
Hell is empty because the devil is here.
I'll tell you that my name is U F O vapes.
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