G&A 066 - Man on Fire

He burned for one minute before anybody helped; squish; hazardous crossing; good boy gets a treat; zapped; smack!; stomp!; dropped your drink; they fly through the air with the greatest of ease; snap!; crazy motherf*cker; where the rubber meets the head; fished him out; deserved it; om nom nom; don't hurt the cameraman; lucky old fart.