Redneck News 08/10 – Crazy Pigeon Shootin’, Buffet Fights & Local Rebellion!

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This week’s lineup:
– President Up on the Roof, Shootin’ Pigeons – President Whitey Wallace climbs atop the State Saloon with a double-barrel and declares a “sky tax” while clearing out everything with wings.
– Big City Gun Check Fiasco – Federal “gun safety” inspectors roll in from up north and quickly learn Pine Licks gun storage means truck, mantel, or your own two hands.
– Redneck Gang Stops a Theft After Their Third Round – Cletus, Granny, and Billy foil a beer heist with pickled eggs, a pitchfork, and a harmonica.
– Locals Reject Color Harmony Plan – State committee wants to repaint our town in beige. Locals have three approved colors: camo, barn red, and mud.
– Reporter’s Buffet “Insult” Turns Into Town Joke – Hank “Slim” Watkins turns a public burn into the best inside joke Pine Licks ever had.
– Freedom Trailerhaven Declares Independence – Earl Ray secedes with 17 residents, 43 dogs, one goat, and a mason jar economy.
– SUNDAY SERMON OF THE RADIATOR – CHURCH OF THE CARBURETOR – Reverend Diesel delivers high-octane gospel straight from the Book of Octane.

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