The Rock's Doom Is Like The Resident Evil Movies, But Somehow Dumber - Worst Movie Ever

How do you take a successful franchise like Doom that writes itself, add The Rock, and still manage to make it terrible? Just copy the Resident Evil movies, but make it worse in every way. Way to go Rock, but you'll never be the best at being the worst as long as there's a Steven Seagal penguin waddling around.