🚀✨🪐 Star Citizen: Idiot Pilot Edition 🌌🛸💥

MRE RECIPE
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LIVE from the “Interstellar DMV” and the “Bureau of Lost Landing Pads”…
it’s Gore — one starry-eyed pilot trying not to eject himself into the void.

❗WARNING: May cause sudden ship insurance claims, EVA drift panic, and unplanned zero-G cartwheels.

🔫 WEAPONS STATUS: Pew-pew lasers overheating after 3 shots
💰 RESOURCES: 2 credits, half a med-pen, and someone else’s busted helmet
🛰️ MISSION OBJECTIVE: Dock without breaking everything
🤪 SANITY: Abandoned near a jump gate
🧭 NAVIGATION: Quantum drive locked on “???”
🤦 TROUBLESHOOTING: Forgot landing gear (again)
🎮 GOAL: Make it to port alive and maybe not bankrupt

💀 FEATURING CHAOS FROM:
• Gore vs. a hangar door (spoiler: door wins)
• Improvised EVA “maneuvers” gone wrong
• Me yelling “CLEAR FOR LANDING” to an empty comm channel
• Accidentally ramming luxury yachts with a starter ship

📉 MORALE: Lost with the first blown power plant
🥤 HYDRATION: Stale recyc water
🪑 SEATING: One broken pilot chair, duct-taped twice
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: Some station I’ll never find again

🕵️ Watch ships explode, credits vanish, asteroids multiply, and me spiral into glorious Star Citizen chaos — broke, drifting, and laughing.

📡 ABOUT US

🌐 Website: gore.tv
📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble
🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer
🚫 Discord: LOL, no.
🚫 TikTok: Triple trash.

📜 RULES OF THE CHAT:

No backseat piloting unless you want to pay the repair bill

No linking in chat without permission