as long as i'm trending my life can't be ending #plz make me relevant

how much of my decisions have no substance whatsoever
how many x do i do or not do things becuz of other people
i wish i hadn't said a lotta things n i wish i had shouted things that i've bitten
MEGA phone...GET IT???
can you see these mountains being moved or is it just me
these hashtags n selfies let us all know what you wish you could be
you CAN walk away n you don't have to say what you think you're supposed to
stickers are for infantilization purposes
i really need to do this joke during the next bullshit that they try to push
club brainwashed sheep
some of the shit i stole from joann back in the day i am putting to good use now so...
ag's relapse of 2010 included a lotta stolen arts n crafts
anarchist humor is typically not understood by most of the audience
johnny stone always flags me down cos most of the people we do standup w/ are totally brainwashed *he is the only other comic that has jokes about big pharma
this is the fucking dust of the rubble, man
but the grain is stupid n gay
maybe that's just my ego talking again
ego, more like ME GO
i tell myself that i'm really going somewhere
think about me as much as i think you're thinkin about me
you forget about me right when i leave yer peripheral
i might think about something for 5min tops after it happens, it used to not be this way
i have a fuck all energy just by keeping to myself, i don't even need to cuss people out
watch me go round n round til i throw up (and i still won't give up)
more stupid shit that a narcissist will drink over
i will self-destruct n devote my demise to you
you don't make me do anything, i make myself do things
this totally unjustifiable thing that i did happened becuz of this other thing that you did that i completely misinterpreted
i accept that many are not on a spiritual path therefore do not understand their actions
i don't take personal digs nor do i wanna, so you can take it that way but it's simply not true about me
you should start a yt channel n then you can talk some mad shit
if you say enough of the wrong stuff you will be shadow banned n hardly anyone will get to hear it anyway
these mfs are always on the precipice of agitation
these two women i go to Church w/ act this exact same way
narcissists hate other narcissists a lotta the time
why does this person strongly resemble sandpaper
there's typically sumin that a person reminds you of that isn't fun to remember
God wants you to learn these lessons tho
it's also the devil trying to thwart us at all x, can't forget that (i typically don't)
you show the devil who is really the boss
Baddie4shoes knows why she takes Holy Communion
i can't stand goodie2shoes types
they are always hiding sumin
you will never satisfy that urge cos the original person that turned you into this is dead in some form or fashion
people plzers are attracted to people they can't plz
don't chu wish that more people would do some work on themselves
they ain't gonna do that shit, just accept this fact about the world
yawl remember when i hit that deer? we have been praying for him/her cos that's all we can do, it sprinted away so fast