eventually i'll find Jesus, ag says whilst lifting jack daniels bottle *BONUS: ag hits a deer

proof that we are in the kroger parking lot
i've never heard of that place which is probably why it's going outta business
i used to work at joann craft store
so the year 2010 of my relapse...
more proof that we are doing what we say
i stole so much from that store when i worked there
what i shoulda gotten fired for was considerably worse than what i was fired for
there ain't no high quite like shoplifting
if you know you know...
i hear that stealing cars is waaaaay cooler
i'd use this same apron to hoard coupons for the customers
freda used to watch me like a hawk w/ good reason
i stole shit for other people so i could rationalize stealing stupid shit compulsively
stealing shit does make you feel like a badass tho
not rationalizing but providing insight as to why i take Holy Communion so enthusiastically
but like the thief will i confess thee
i sure hope that God remembers me in His Kingdom
fuck whole foods
stealing is immoral regardless
all too easy to blame shitty politics, that being said i was definitely on the L
no such thing as retribution for societal immorality, if there is it's not up to us to create it
i got sumin out of it called dopamine
any blue state ain't gonna prosecute like a red state
it was very uncivilized behavior
i knew when i was doing these things that they were wrong
i got some sorta fix out of it tho
by the way, my car was overheating due to needing antifreeze
i know what all is wrong w/ me
important that human beings don't shield this about ourselves
ever since i got escorted outta that liquor store i have not shoplifted
i don't need drugs to do shit
stealing is a compulsive behavior for a reason
women are more likely to be kleptos
this yt channel is the realest thing i've ever done
i don't tell most people about this
i can't talk this way around most people
i won't try to be wholesome cos i know that's a lie
IT WAS A JOKE!
ag is way too dark for most, i keep telling people i'm black
it's pretty easy to do stuff in this country regardless of the laws
roe v wade supposedly got overturned all so that the abortion pill would explode in popularity
people aren't aware of psychology n shit
when people witness yer transformation it just might transform them as well
if ONE person got sumin out of it then that's a win
i have to forgive myself for creating havoc back in the day
i did a buncha bad things in order to be part of this world
i still can't believe that i never got arrested
i didn't need to go to jail
my alcoholism was very short-lived thank God
ag is a very quick learner when it comes to debasement
yeah i probably shouldn't have told you that, oh well
a lotta this stuff is for Jesus only
why i became Orthodox so fast
*when i say unworthy i say this due to my sins NOT becuz God doesn't deem me worthy
that poor deer...
yes two different socks per usual
let's see how much damage was done (again)
it's a mini cooper it couldn't have hurt him/her that badly
life ain't boring in sobriety, i promise
it's a different kinda interesting now