Call of Duty Black Ops 7 Review – The $70 Nostalgia DLC Nobody Asked For | Brutal Honest FPS Roast

So… Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 dropped its open beta — and as a long-time FPS fan (and temporary war correspondent in digital chaos), I decided to dive headfirst into this pixelated warzone. Spoiler alert: it feels less like “cutting-edge next-gen warfare” and more like someone dug up Modern Warfare 4 (2007 edition), slapped some shiny new shaders on it, and yelled “It’s futuristic now!”

In this brutally honest, satirical, and totally neutral (wink) review, we’ll go through:

🎮 Why Call of Duty BO7 plays like a museum exhibit from 2010.

💀 The zombie mode that feels like a rejected Left 4 Dead mod.

🔥 The “ricochet” anti-cheat that ricochets your login screen instead of hackers.

💸 Why the grind hurts more than your wallet after buying microtransactions.

🪖 And finally — is it even worth buying when Battlefield 6 looks like it’s ready to eat COD’s lunch and still have room for dessert?

This is your favorite Battlefield veteran and FPS survivor, giving you a comedic field report straight from the open beta trenches. Stay tuned, soldier — this might be the most entertaining review you’ll hear before uninstalling.

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