“We are getting wokeness the hell out of our military”—Trump at Navy 250th, Gulf of America edition

“We are getting Wokeness the Hell out of our military”—Trump at Navy 250th, Gulf of America edition

President Donald Trump marked the U.S. Navy’s 250th birthday with a speech that was part campaign rally, part geography lesson, and entirely Trump. Between promising to “de-woke” the military, praising of general “Raisin Kane” and renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, Trump’s remarks sailed confidently into uncharted waters.

Highlights include:
* Declaring victory over “wokeness” in the armed forces
* Rebranding the Department of Defense as the “Department of War”
* Taking credit for ending ISIS “in four weeks”
* Giving the Navy the birthday gift it never asked for: a new ocean name

It’s part patriotism, part performance art — and 100% Trump. Whether you call it a speech, a stand-up set, or a spiritual sequel to geography class, this moment is already making waves on both sides of the political aisle.