How Humanity Ended a Cosmic War With a Spreadsheet and an Insurance Policy | Sci-Fi Narration

In a distant sector of space, two god-like beings are at war, their battles rewriting the laws of physics and causing billions of credits in collateral damage. Fleets are useless, prayers go unanswered, and the destruction is dismissed as an "Act of God," which insurance definitely does not cover. When a human colony is devastated, the galaxy expects the humans to do what everyone else does: mourn their losses and hide.

They are wrong. Humanity unleashes its most terrifying and unexpected weapon: the insurance adjusters.

"The Insurance Adjusters" is the story of Arthur Finch and Lena Petrova, two quiet bureaucrats who decide to solve an existential, cosmic war the only way they know how: by filing a claim. Armed with actuarial tables, liability clauses, and the soul-crushing concept of billable hours, they confront beings who can unmake suns. What follows is a battle of wits where the greatest powers in the universe are brought to heel by the mundane, inescapable logic of paperwork.

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Narrated Story: The Insurance Adjusters
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