The Frankenstein Floss

“Frankenstein Floss” is a comically spooky Novelty Rock anthem that fuses Halloween horror with dental dread and dance floor fun. Set in a haunted dentist’s office, the song’s catchy beat and playful lyrics tell of a patient’s terrifying visit gone wrong—until Frankenstein himself starts dancing the Floss. With its rock-n-roll energy, monster mayhem, and tongue-in-cheek humor, it’s a grin-worthy Halloween hit that’s totally “boss.”