DOOCY: "There is an account on X that tries to forecast military action based on how busy

DOOCY: "There is an account on X that tries to forecast military action based on how busy the pizza places are around the Pentagon...Have you guys thought about maybe just going to the cafeteria?"

HEGSETH: "I'm aware of that account. I hadn't thought of just going to the cafeteria. I've thought of just ordering lots of pizza on random nights just to throw everybody off."