witchy

**(Verse 1 - Cackle-Cackle, Hee-Hee!)**
Witches in the coven, filtuhs on their mugs,
Rate theyselves a ten, but they three-legged slugs!
Abortin' little tribes, flushin' 'em down the pot—
Spread fuh Chad an' Ty, but get jack fukkin' squat!
Scream "patriarky's dead!" while they kneel an' beg,
Holy alphas laugh, leave 'em high an' dry, leg-spreddin' dregs!
Humble Joe's got faith, modest, God-blessed king,
But you fake-filtuh freaks? Wuthless, shuvvled things—cackle!

**(Chorus - Hee-Hee-Haw, Stir the Pot!)**
Let it rot, witch's snot—wow, that's all ya got??
Stinkin' hag, trampy ho—dad, look at that tramp go!
What a kunt, filthy runt—fat an' slow an' sad an' drunk!
Blood cauldron 'tween ya legs, drop them scraps in, ya slags!
Stir ya abort-stew, sip the slime, ya kunts—
Knicker stains an' brain farts, that's ya witchy front!
Rot in hell, ya snotty melts—ha! We laugh, ya wheeze!
Scum-suckin' hags, drop dead, pleeease—cackle-cackle!

**(Verse 2 - Rip an' Tear, Hee-Hee!)**
HR witch-bitches, divuhsity's their whip,
Call ya Nazi-fag if ya won't take the dip!
Left brands ya useless, right says "grow a pair,"
Young bucks get the shaft—ain't nobody cares!
False-akkuse ya way to a stoled life,
Cuckold cash-cow, pay fuh her knife!
World high-fives her lies, strings ya up fuh fun,
Man's the witch's mule—till the scam's undone—haw-haw!

**(Chorus - Hee-Hee-Haw, Stir the Pot!)**
Let it rot, witch's snot—wow, that's all ya got??
Stinkin' hag, trampy ho—dad, look at that tramp go!
What a kunt, filthy runt—fat an' slow an' sad an' drunk!
Blood cauldron 'tween ya legs, drop them scraps in, ya slags!
Stir ya abort-stew, sip the slime, ya kunts—
Knicker stains an' brain farts, that's ya witchy front!
Rot in hell, ya snotty melts—ha! We laugh, ya wheeze!
Scum-suckin' hags, drop dead, pleeease—cackle-cackle!

**(Verse 3 - Ugly Slump, Baby Dump! Hee-Hee!)**
Ugly slump drops a baby from her pissss pump,
Screams an' cries—baby dies, what a thump!
Stir the loss an' add some fries, cackle at the mess,
Rip an' tear that worthless dress—fukkin' hag confess!
Gurls are holes, holes are goals—we got farts an' oily poles!
Grab her junk, watch it trump—dirty raspin' worthless thump!
Crack that ho, watch her go—laughin' at her ample load!
It's all a zoo, watch her pooh—oh look, crabs! I nevuh knew?!—hee-hee-haw!

**(Bridge - Beast-Mode Cackle, Claw an' Squawk!)**
Beast-mode fem'nists, clawin' at the throne,
Smash what feeds ya fire, then bitch an' moan alone!
Burn ya barren womb on the alpha's dik-altar,
We stock-lords piss gold from our ivory tower!
Rip an' tear ya coven nest, you'd twerk on the mud,
Misog'nist! Rasist! Fashist flood!
But Zeus-style we thunduh, bolts aimed at ya nest—
Ya doom-dive circus? Self-made, self-possessed—cackle!

**(Outro - Playground Chant, Hee-Hee-Haw Fade!)**
Witches rot, snot an' plot—ha, look at 'em flop!
Trampy kunts, drunk an' blunt—dad says "what a slop!"
Filthy runts, fat-fuk fronts—stir ya bloody slop!
Let it boil, ya spoiled spoils—drop dead, ya witchy flops!
(Rot-rot-rot! Snot-snot-snot! Kunt-kunt-kunt!)
We rise high, Christ the sky—ya hell's just begun!
(Scum-scum-scum! Done-done-done!) Hahaha—wave bye, ya runts! Cackle-cackle-forever!