Secretary of War Plots Pizza Prank to Foil Military Forecasters on X

Peter Doocy: There is an account on X that tries to forecast military action based on how busy the pizza places are around the Pentagon. Next time is going to be an airstrike have you guys thought about maybe just going to the cafeteria?

Pete Hegseth: I'm aware of that account. I hadn't thought of just going to the cafeteria. I've thought of just ordering lots of pizza on random nights just to throw everybody off.