🏔 🐘🔫💥 Far Cry 4: Idiot Tourist Edition 🧭🚁

LIVE from the “Department of Questionable Map Reading” and “Yak Avoidance Bureau”…
it’s Gore 🪖 — one very lost wanderer stumbling solo through Kyrat.

❗WARNING: May cause unexpected elephant stampedes, propaganda seizures, and serious regret about climbing radio towers.

🔫 WEAPONS STATUS: Whatever I could loot off the first unlucky Royal Army guy
💰 RESOURCES: 2 rupees, 1 broken wingsuit, zero good plans
🗺️ MISSION OBJECTIVE: Don’t die while sightseeing
🤪 SANITY: Left somewhere near the first bell tower
🧭 NAVIGATION: GPS stuck yelling “Recalculating” since 2014
🤦 TROUBLESHOOTING: Accidentally sold best gun for pocket change
🎯 GOAL: Topple warlords & survive wildlife long enough to complain about loot

💀 FEATURING CHAOS FROM:
• Gore vs. an angry elephant (spoiler: elephant wins)
• Improvised grenades and bad climbing choices
• Me yelling at propaganda trucks
• Accidental wingsuit faceplants into yak pens

📉 MORALE: Left in a shrine with a prayer flag
🥤 HYDRATION: Dubious river water glowing slightly
🪑 COVER: One flimsy crate and misplaced confidence
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: Some random outpost I may or may not have liberated

🕵️ Watch guns jam, maps lie, birds attack, and me spiral into glorious Kyrati chaos — solo and clueless.

📡 ABOUT US
🌐 Website: gore.tv
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🚫 Discord: LOL, no.
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