Biden’s Shutdown Circus: Free Healthcare for Gate-Crashers! | The Roast Room

Bruh… Day 3 of the government shutdown and the Democrats are still acting like they’re filming Avengers: Endgame on a potato camera. Biden’s crew wants to keep the country closed unless illegal immigrants get taxpayer-funded healthcare. Yeah, because nothing screams “leadership” like bankrupting hospitals for virtue points.

Karoline Leavitt dropped receipts showing ERs in California jammed with illegals while Americans wait hours for treatment. Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer’s crying apocalypse, Kamala’s laughing for no reason, and Gavin Newsom’s out here turning Medi-Cal into “Medical Aid for Cartel Guests.” You can’t make this stuff up — Democrats are out here running America like a lagging livestream.

This roast dives into Biden’s shutdown meltdown, Democrats’ fake empathy show, and the epic flop of their “Save America” stream that had fewer viewers than a MySpace reunion. Watch till the end — because even Rosie O’Donnell’s colonoscopy had better production value.

👉 Smash that like button harder than Schumer smashing the panic button, and tell me in the comments: which meltdown should get roasted next?