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Is this the one with the black people?

Qriist Supporter+ very slipknot vibes

Qriist Supporter+ I mean the masked performers with pseudonames

JQuickDraw Supporter I don't trust this new found punctuality.

JQuickDraw Supporter Not at all.

JQuickDraw Supporter "We're going to put down the government" "You mean SHUT down, right?" "Suuuure, 'shut' down. Let's go with that."

Qriist Supporter+ I applaud JQD for embracing his inner woman timekeeping.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist I'm temporally fluid.

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw chrono replacement therapy will do that to ya

JQuickDraw Supporter Maybe we should try a term limit of 8 minutes on all federal employees. Keep'em moving, no time to start any bad policies.

Qriist Supporter+ I don't have strong opinions on most government positions being term limited, but I firmly believe the judiciary should retain its lifetime appointments.

JQuickDraw Supporter The DOE's ballooning budget is pretty much all the result of expanding administrative positions (not teachers).

JQuickDraw Supporter I think some counties have almost as many admins as they do students.

Qriist Supporter+ *mail orders Alex a bride*

JQuickDraw Supporter Can we set up a mail order bride system here in the US, to get all the blue haired Karen's out of the country? Someone somewhere has to want them, right?

Qriist Supporter+ i haz chyps and kayso

Qriist Supporter+ Bake the livesaving cake, bigot.

Qriist Supporter+ Cast the lifesaving spell, bigot.

Qriist Supporter+ I thought Alex was gonna say prostitutes lol

Qriist Supporter+ Fast turn over also has other similar problems.

Qriist Supporter+ stability

Qriist Supporter+ We have an issue with corrupt judges, and that should be handled by the legislative branch. The lifetime appointments keeps good judges as a bulwark against corruption.

Qriist Supporter+ Term limits enable democracy.

JQuickDraw Supporter Maybe each elected official gets a randomly generated time for their term upon taking office? The parameters could be reasonable, but there would much more turnover, mitigating partisan politics.

Qriist Supporter+ You can yell fire at all times.

JQuickDraw Supporter Can you yell "Tsunami!!!" in a crowded theater?

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw lets also throw in "Earthquake!". "Hurricane!", and "Surprise sex!" to summon Captain Planet in a crowded theater.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist I can see why the theater is crowded.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator I'm not looking forward to Brown being on SCOTUS for several decades.

Qriist Supporter+ It started with the Rachel in the 90s.

Qriist Supporter+ i call the shaved sidehead hair style the chodehawk because it's like a fat mohawk

Qriist Supporter+ The branches are supposed to, by design, have a distinct and unequal distribution of power. We don't want to homogenize how they handle.

Qriist Supporter+ no those are awful

Qriist Supporter+ they look like shitty wigs

Qriist Supporter+ they all look like they are trying out for Avantgardey

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator I love Avantgardey.

Qriist Supporter+ not knocking the group, but they are purposefully weird looking

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator They look like Japanese school girls. Real ones, not fan service ones.

Qriist Supporter+ That's not at all what I'm talking about.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Avantgardey also don't have microbangs.

Qriist Supporter+ THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

Qriist Supporter+ Reddit? Wrong? Nevah!

Qriist Supporter+ extra context on chatterton: https://x.com/peterjhasson/status/1974092538379460612

Qriist Supporter+ I was reading at a high school level by kindergarten. I was SO FUCKING BORED in kindergarten.

Qriist Supporter+ ackasea burries are delishish

Qriist Supporter+ (my new goal in life is to delete Alex's ability to understand the English language)

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist If you could simultaneously teach her ancient aramaic, then whenever she gets upset on stream, she would sound like a vengeful old testament god.

Qriist Supporter+ it's the ganderwolves prowling on a full moon

Qriist Supporter+ Being pissed at Prince Charming's "sexual assault" but not the evil witch who curse-comaed Sleeping Beauty into needing the kiss in the first place will never not baffle me.

Qriist Supporter+ idc about the gay kiss so much, it was the sexual assault comparison that I twatted

Qriist Supporter+ extra context on chatterton: https://x.com/peterjhasson/status/1974092538379460612

Qriist Supporter+ I was reading at a high school level by kindergarten. I was SO FUCKING BORED in kindergarten.

Qriist Supporter+ ackasea burries are delishish

Qriist Supporter+ (my new goal in life is to delete Alex's ability to understand the English language)

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist If you could simultaneously teach her ancient aramaic, then whenever she gets upset on stream, she would sound like a vengeful old testament god.

Qriist Supporter+ it's the ganderwolves prowling on a full moon

Qriist Supporter+ Being pissed at Prince Charming's "sexual assault" but not the evil witch who curse-comaed Sleeping Beauty into needing the kiss in the first place will never not baffle me.

Qriist Supporter+ idc about the gay kiss so much, it was the sexual assault comparison that I twatted

Qriist Supporter+ extra context on chatterton: https://x.com/peterjhasson/status/1974092538379460612

Qriist Supporter+ I was reading at a high school level by kindergarten. I was SO FUCKING BORED in kindergarten.

Qriist Supporter+ ackasea burries are delishish

Qriist Supporter+ (my new goal in life is to delete Alex's ability to understand the English language)

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist If you could simultaneously teach her ancient aramaic, then whenever she gets upset on stream, she would sound like a vengeful old testament god.

Qriist Supporter+ it's the ganderwolves prowling on a full moon

Qriist Supporter+ Being pissed at Prince Charming's "sexual assault" but not the evil witch who curse-comaed Sleeping Beauty into needing the kiss in the first place will never not baffle me.

Qriist Supporter+ idc about the gay kiss so much, it was the sexual assault comparison that I twatted

Qriist Supporter+ I will say, I really hate all the gay romances in shows these days. Not on a moral level, but on a "I'm straight and don't want to watch two dudes fucking in every random mystery show" level.

Qriist Supporter+ open the picture

Qriist Supporter+ The transitional frame thing wasn't an intentional Disney inclusion, it was an easter egg by a rogue animator. Plus, it was literally 1 frame in a fast motion scene. That's not the same.

Qriist Supporter+ I don't eggs. Checkmate, libtard.

Qriist Supporter+ i didn't repeat anything on my screen

Qriist Supporter+ I've often pointed to Invincible's friend Will as a good example of a gay character that isn't obnoxiously so.

Qriist Supporter+ It's just a part of the character, not the entire personality.

MudderFetcher just in time for tits

Qriist Supporter+ \o/

MudderFetcher grieve the way I want damnit!

Qriist Supporter+ Trump was ragging on himself and holding up Charlie as the virtuous one.

Qriist Supporter+ *injects Jaundice with horse paste to re-energize her*

Qriist Supporter+ She's angry they call her weird, she cries they call her weird, she laughs they call her weird. It's just shitting on her for no reason.

MudderFetcher Charlie was such a positive force, of course there will be tons of happy memories

MudderFetcher her seats gone now anyways
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Just because I donate doesn't make me a donator.

Qriist Supporter+ Please educate us on the rainbow of fluids that women(?) leak.

Qriist Supporter+ Beaver's Meadow' beaver

MudderFetcher Beaverly and her husband The Redwood

Qriist Supporter+ instructions unclear, splashing the rainbow knowledge

MudderFetcher Horrorstor by Jason Voorhees

Qriist Supporter+ Whore Store sounds fun

Qriist Supporter+ Titillating, even.

MudderFetcher Mark

Qriist Supporter+ Mark Twang

MudderFetcher Markey Mark Hendrix

Qriist Supporter+ Marky Osborne

MudderFetcher he sets his CK underoos on fire

MudderFetcher she signed it too

Qriist Supporter+ niiight

Qriist Supporter+ I HAVE TO GO POLISH MY WOOD BEFORE BED