Sportcat's Daily Gazette | Shutdown Showdown: Troops, Trump, and Alien Comet Chaos!

Newsroom Whisker-Tickler Meowza, folks! The U.S. gov’s shutdown shenanigans hit Day 3, and we’re pouncing into today's Fed Fiasco Files with a claw-some episode! Think budget brawls, troops tripping over red tape, and that freaky alien comet 3I/ATLAS stealing the cosmic spotlight.

Buckle up for laughs and gasps! Shutdown Shenanigans: Day 3 Dumpster Fire
Senate’s budget talks flop harder than a cat on a Roomba—1M furloughed feds stuck twiddling thumbs! Airports jam, VA’s a mess, and Congress plays dodgeball with your healthcare. Bet on TSA lines longer than a CVS receipt! Troops Tangle: Portland’s Pouting Paw-trol
200 National Guardsmen stomp into Portland, sparking cries of “Invasion!” Locals hiss, lawsuits pounce—Posse Comitatus? More like Posse Cat-astrophe! Unpaid troops grumble; Chicago and Memphis brace for their own military catnip craze. Alien LOL: 3I/ATLAS Zips by Mars

NASA’s broke, so alien comet 3I/ATLAS—33B tons of cosmic sass—might slip past Mars tomorrow unnoticed! Harvard’s Loeb yowls, “Nickel spikes? Alien spaceship!” Telescopes are dark, but we’re betting on sparkly outbursts by Oct 29. Vexing Visualizations: Shutdown’s Data Daze

Budget cuts crash data dashboards—think air traffic maps glitching like a cat video on dial-up! NASA’s comet trackers flicker, and troop deployment charts look like a toddler’s Etch-a-Sketch. Will stats survive the shutdown?

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