#HeyGERM - Jeremy Hales is a LOSER - Rich Luthmann Get Bagels

Richard Luthmann, Naples-based journalist and firebrand, took a quiet morning bagel run at #BrooklynDough and couldn’t help but think of his nemesis, Jeremy Hales—better known online as #HeyGERM. While Luthmann enjoyed fresh New York–style bagels in sunny Florida, Hales remained the same: a #PaidAgitator, #ElderAbuser, #AlligatorLover, and perpetual #ClosetGERM. The contrast was stark—Luthmann living real life, Hales still trolling online. As their feud escalates, bagels serve as a perfect metaphor: they rise. Jeremy doesn’t.