Lying Kikes and Starmer’s Pledge to Serve the Jews Harder Than Ever Before

At 9:31 a.m. on the auspicious day of Yom Kippur, 35-year-old Jihad Al-Shamie slammed his Kia into a crowd of Jews outside the Heaton Park Synagogue in Manchester. Leaping from his car, the so-called "terrorist" was said to be wearing a "suicide vest" as he swung a blade at any goblin in a yarmulke, choreographing Kosher chaos. The mythical body count stands at two dead, including the synagogue’s security guard, with four others reportedly wounded in this poorly orchestrated "tragedy." Greater Manchester Police, ever the swift enforcers, gunned down the suspect in a mere seven minutes. Chief Constable Stephen Watson admitted the "suicide vest" was a dud, a prop with just "the appearance" of a bomb - pure theater. Yet, undeterred by the stagecraft, the bomb squad and elite tactical units swooped in to execute this simulation drill, flaunting their bomb robot (mirroring the Grand Blanc, Michigan church hoax on September 28th). Jew shill Keir Starmer branded this street theater as a deliberate hit on Jews and has summoned a Cobra meeting - the UK’s crisis cabal of top officials and security brass. Starmer, loyal to his shekel-seeking tribe, vowed special protection for Jewish communities nationwide, shrouding the kikes with an impervious security blanket.

The scripted "hero" of this tale, Rabbi Daniel Walker, co-chair of interfaith committees and chairman of the Manchester Beth Din, donned his white kittel during services and barricaded the doors on cue. His quick action allegedly stopped a "marauding monster" and saved dozens inside, prompting witnesses like Jew crisis actor Chava Lewin to gush, "He locked that beast out." ✡️ Starmer and royalty fueled the media’s sanctification of his door-jamming valor. The Rabbi shows off a spot of moulage on his gay attire as a mark of his victory. Nothing sells a staged attack like a "blood-stained" rabbinic prop. Every synagogue attack, this one included, is fake as hell.