Candace Owens vs ALL

Candace Owens brings the “dog-with-a-bone” energy—receipts, timelines, and a hundred browser tabs—so we’re putting that head-to-head with Kash Patel’s FBI-world bona fides. Then we hop across the Atlantic to the Brigitte Macron drama and why France keeps landing in the middle of the internet’s investigation craze. Plus: a quick detour to the Blake Lively boat as Taylor Swift “abandons ship?” moment—how PR cycles and rumor mills feed each other.