Is Your Doctor Full of You Know What?

Uh! Lemme ask you somethin’—
Can you dig it?

If you eatin’ clean, movin’ right,
Your body’s gotta flow, day and night!
One time, two times, every day,
That’s the rhythm nature say!

Oooooh yeah—don’t you quit,
Check your doc—see if he’s full of “you know what”!

Is your doctor full of you know what? (Good God!)
Is your doctor full of you know what? (HIT ME!)
If he don’t poop like you—
Fire that man, that ain’t your crew!

C’mon now! Listen…

If he says “three days, maybe four,”
That ain’t health—that’s a locked-up door!
Your gut should sing, your gut should groove,
Twice a day, it’s gotta move!

Ohhhh, the truth’s legit,
Healthy flow don’t back it up, don’t quit!

Uh! Time to clean house…

If your doc says “once a week,”
That’s advice you don’t need to keep!
Health’s about flow, not gettin’ stuck,
Tell your doc, “You’re outta luck!”

Yeahhh—pack it up, that’s it!
Fire your doc ‘cause he’s full of you know what!

Is your doctor full of you know what? (Tell me now!)
Is your doctor full of you know what? (Say it loud!)
One a day just won’t do—
Twice a day, that’s health for you!

Doctor, Doctor—lemme ask you somethin’—
How many times you goin’ in a day?
Uh… every three?
FIRED! Get outta here!

Yeah! Natural healing knows the way,
Every day, every day!
Listen to your gut, don’t you quit,
Find a doc who ain’t full of… you know what!

Is your doctor full of you know what? (One more time!)
Is your doctor full of you know what? (Good God!)
Don’t take bad advice, stay legit,
Healthy life—get rid of it (HUH!)

“I feel good… when my gut moves right!”
“Twice a day, baby—stay funky tight!”
“Fire that doc—ohhh yeah!”