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Where Are You, Banana Daz?
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[Verse 1]
Where are you, Banana Daz — has the cat got your tongue?
Quick to throw shade when the night is young.
You bully Kaley, gossip with Jake,
But now it’s your truth that’s at stake.
You’ve got a lot to say when it’s safe to hide,
But when the light hits — nowhere inside.
What’s behind that mask you wear?
What’s the secret you don’t dare share?
[Chorus]
🎶 Where are you, Banana Daz?
Loud online but gone so fast.
Talk so tough when you’re not face to face,
But disappear when it’s your own disgrace.
Where are you, Banana Daz? 🎶
[Verse 2]
Why no real name? Why no face?
What truth would we see in your place?
Criticize others — that’s your game,
But would we find shame behind your name?
Justin said it best — “coward like the rest.”
I second that truth — you fail the test.
Sounded so hard when you talked to Jake,
But when I call you out — you break.
[Chorus]
🎶 Where are you, Banana Daz?
Loud online but gone so fast.
Talk so tough when you’re not face to face,
But disappear when it’s your own disgrace.
Where are you, Banana Daz? 🎶
[Bridge — spoken, over building drums]
Justin: “Banana Daz is a coward… just like the rest of them.”
Matt: “He sounded really tough talking to Jake… and especially tough bullying Kaley.”
Justin: “But not tough enough… to talk to you?”
[Final Chorus — anthemic]
🎶 Where are you, Banana Daz?
Echo fades when you’re called at last.
Hiding behind the mask you made,
But truth cuts through your paper parade.
Where are you, Banana Daz? 🎶
(Outro chant, fading with drum hits)
Where are you… Banana Daz…
Where are you… Banana Daz…
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