No More Conspiracies (satirical)

No More Conspiracies (satirical) This song is a sharp, sardonic ride through America’s shadowed history, delivered in a rebellious country style with a driving 120 BPM rhythm that keeps the energy taut and biting. Through spoken word interludes and verses dripping with irony, it examines government cover-ups, controversial programs, and historic scandals—from Roswell to MKULTRA, Tuskegee to Iran-Contra—casting a satirical eye on the official narratives that shape public perception. The choruses oscillate from mildly ironic to full-blown satire, exposing the tension between trust and skepticism while layering dark humor over social commentary. The song’s blend of storytelling, critique, and deadpan wit makes it both thought-provoking and unsettling, anchored by a country-rock edge that emphasizes rebellion against blind obedience. lyrics:

Verse 1
you'll do WHAT for beer money ?
Roswell in the desert, shiny lights at night,
“It was a weather balloon,” they said — and that was right.
We nodded and we listened, swallowed every line,
Trusting every paper and official sign.

Verse 2
Tuskegee in the hospitals, men left in the dark,
“Research for the people,” they said with practiced charm.
Decades later, sorry, with the ledger finally shown —
Isn’t it comforting what they do on their own?

Chorus 1
No more conspiracies to believe,
We will need more, please.
They tell us truth like bedtime tales,
So cozy, calm, and neat.

Verse 3
MKULTRA on the shelves, experiments in the name,
COINTELPRO kept watch and called dissent a shame.
They did it for our safety, for our comfort and our calm,
Who are we to question the hand that heals the palm?

Verse 4
Watergate was tidy, just plumbers with a plan,
Nixon sang his way out, polite as any man.
Family Jewels glittered, but they polished off the grime,
Don’t you worry — secrecy is just good housekeeping time.

Chorus 2
No more conspiracies to believe,
We will need more, please.
They weave the tapestries of truth,
So flawless, if you please.

Verse 5
Iran-Contra whispers, deals behind closed doors,
Northwoods had ideas, but we wouldn’t stoop that low, of course.
Snowden showed the wires — “protection” was the word,
And Fast and Furious walked its guns until they were absurd.

Verse 6
They fix the leaky borders, they patch the moral seams,
With NGOs and contracts and a thousand earnest schemes.
It’s all for our renewal, they say with practiced ease —
They’ll manage population like gardeners prune trees.

Chorus 3
No more conspiracies to believe,
We will need more, please.
They fund the rescue boat and then the tide,
Replacing roots with ease.

Bridge
So praise the perfect stewards, the men who keep the books,
They love us like a census, they know us by the looks.
If something must be changed, they’ll do it out of care —
With grants and signed agreements, they’ll make the garden fair.

Final Chorus
No more conspiracies to believe,
We will need more, please.
They quietly fund NGOs to flood our streets,
“To replace the old,” they whisper, “don’t worry, it’s a breeze.”
They always tell the truth with gentle, golden lies —
From Roswell to the Kirk fall, trust the official ties.

Outro
So rest your wary heartbeat, sleep beneath their wings,
They’re honest as a ledger and kind as silver rings.
No more conspiracies, no more doubt tonight —
We’ll wait for the next memo to tell us what is right.
[Spoken word] I ask: ...What won't you do for beer money?

References: Roswell – A 1947 incident in New Mexico involving a crashed object, officially called a weather balloon, sparking UFO theories.

Tuskegee Syphilis Study – U.S. Public Health Service secretly withheld treatment from Black men with syphilis to study disease progression.

MKULTRA – CIA program experimenting with mind control and drugs on unwitting subjects during the Cold War.

COINTELPRO – FBI program targeting and surveilling civil rights activists and political dissidents.

Watergate – 1970s political scandal involving Nixon’s administration covering up a break-in at Democratic offices.

Family Jewels – CIA document compilation revealing illegal activities and covert operations in the 1950s–70s.

Iran-Contra – Secret U.S. government operation selling arms to Iran and funding Nicaraguan rebels.

Operation Northwoods – Proposed 1960s plan for staged attacks to justify military action against Cuba (never executed).

Snowden revelations – 2013 leaks exposing NSA mass surveillance programs on domestic and global communications.

Fast and Furious – U.S. ATF operation allowing guns to be trafficked to track criminals, leading to controversy over lost firearms.