Trump & Hegseth Torch Woke Army Rules 🔥 | The Roast Room

Welcome to the roast pit — where woke culture gets body-slammed harder than Biden on a staircase. Trump just hit Quantico with a throwback rally vibe, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth went full drill sergeant: no DEI offices, no “identity months,” no fat generals waddling around like Krispy Kreme mascots. Translation? The Pentagon’s CrossFit era just started, and the media’s crying like it’s a group therapy session.

Meanwhile, Trump’s out here hyping up “warrior spirit” while Ctrl+Alt+Del Joe can’t even hype up his own teleprompter. Joy Behar from The View clutched pearls over “fat” comments, NPR compared it to Hitler (because that’s their only script), and lefties acted like banning beards was a war crime. Bro, the military isn’t a fashion runway — it’s supposed to win wars.

Even Greg Gutfeld nailed it: the real threat isn’t Russia or China, it’s America sabotaging itself with woke HR drills. Pete’s speech wasn’t anti-diversity — it was anti-stupidity. Trump’s back reminding generals they’re fighters, not mascots for identity politics.

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