"Pee Wee's Trivial Trespassing" (Skit in Description)

"Overdue Mockery of A 'Burn Notice' Theme" summarized in the audio. I searched all my blog posts / comments from 2017 to 2024 but couldn't locate it. That protagonist being seen eating yogurt, habitually, was a glaring psy-op to get more insecure men to feel more manly by eating what they'd typically deem effeminate.

Bit of a spoiler below regarding the "Burn Notice" skit...

Now I remember what Bruce Campbell's lines were near the end of the skit. He decided that he liked Gabrielle's idea after all; she acted on it, with Bruce shouting, "Geez! I wasn't THAT serious!"

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"Pee Wee's Trivial Trespassing" (Prefaced with context)

From Aug 2022...

That was an awesome visual...

I keyed "H" into the lefthand search field, and Pee Wee Herman appeared.

I could SO see him in that video out of central Australia, backing up in his red convertible beyond the "Prohibited Area / Turn Around Now" sign for the CIA / NSA / NRO military facility, darting his eyes back and forth, with his right arm clutched around the passenger seat.

[Sirens blair as goons approach.]

Pee Wee: "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

[Goons step out of cars with weapons drawn.]

Goons: "Freeze!"

[Pee Wee turns to ice, goons' jaws drop, but then Pee Wee cracks and re-animates seconds later.]

Pee Wee: "Ha ah! Heh, heh, heh."

[The goons faint, and Pee Wee continues toward the secret military base with his convertible in reverse, still darting his eyes in each direction for threats. Upon discovering that Francis is in control of the secret base, Pee Wee is able to ensure the citizens of Earth that the world is safe from harm, since Francis isn't competent enough to cause harm, apart from conspiracy to commit bicycle theft.]

Pee Wee: "What are you doin' here, FRANCIS?! You're not smart enough to run The CIA! How'd you ever get a job in the guh...?"

[Pee Wee rolls his eyes, giggles silently with a giant grin as his head rapidly bobs up and down.]

Francis: "The guh, Pee Wee? Did someone forget to eat a hearty breakfast?"

[Pee Wee's face turns to a sour puss.]

Pee Wee: "You know I always eat smiley face eggs and bacon, and a large home fry nose with green bell pepper nosrils, Francis!"

Francis: "But you didn't finish your sentence, Pee Wee. Maybe I should call a doctor to have you hospitalized... indefinitely."

Pee Wee: "I didn't finish my sentence as a joke, FRANCIS!"

Francis: "I fail to see the humor."

Pee Wee: "Exactly! Ha ah! Heh, heh, heh, heh heh!"

Francis: [Furrowing right brow] "What are you doing here, Pee Wee?"

Pee Wee: "I was passing through, but I had to turn around."

Francis: "Ah, yes... That tired old "Back the car in" interpretation of the restricted area. Do you think I'm stupid, Pee Wee?"

Pee Wee: "I believe we've covered that."

Francis: "Regardless, how did you get past the guards? They're well trained, well armed, and shoot to kill."

Pee Wee: "They fainted."

Francis: "Why didn't you call an ambulance?"

Pee Wee: "There's nothin' funny 'bout calling an ambulance after you freeze, crack, and make super spies fall over, Francis! A rebel, albeit a jovial one, has to giggle and keep on truckin'."

Francis: "I see. Do you realize that you can't go home again, now that you've seen what you've seen?"

Pee Wee: "The guards fainted, and I can run faster than you."

Francis: "That's not going to matter if I seal the exits."

Pee Wee: "How far would you have to run to seal the exits, Francis?"

Francis: "Fine. Never mind. Please leave."

Pee Wee: "Where's the gift shop, Francis?"

Francis: "What?!"

Pee Wee: "I gotta get a souvenir from my trip, silly goose!"

Francis: [sighs] "We do have one, believe it or not. It's for the children of the agents and military officers when we have family night."

Pee Wee: [Impatient] "Well... Can I go?"

Francis: "You realize I'll have time to seal the exits if you dilly dally, don't you?"

Pee Wee: [Worried] Uh?! But what about the kids in the home audience who wanna see me play with all the sample toys on the top shelves, poking my head up from behind the counter so they realize that it's me doing the voice for Commander Francis of The Bush With a Big Tush?"

Francis: [Neglecting the insult due to greater concerns, gasping] "You've been filming?!"

Pee Wee: "Not as far as you know! Heh, heh, heh! Do you have any Fainting CIA Spook action figures?"

Francis: [Shaking his head in defeat] "We have agent action figures, but they don't faint. You can blow on them, tip them over with a small, dense object on a thread, or tug a rug."

Pee Wee: "Ha ah! That's not bad, Francis. You should come over some time to play spooky rug tug wars."

Francis: "I don't think so, Pee Wee. Do you realize how old we are now? And don't you still live in America?"

Pee Wee: [Rejected] "Oh, gee..."

[Pee Wee turns around and whispers into his spy camera.]

Pee Wee: "Sorry, boys and girls, but..."

Francis: [Left eye tightly shut, lower lip enveloping upper one, and head tilted back and to the right with immense suspicion] "Did I just hear you say, 'Sorry, boys and girls...'?"

Pee Wee: [Feigning hurt feelings] "What? No. I was making a wish list for the gift shop. Sari, toys, and squirrels."

Francis: "I'm losing patience with you, Pee Wee. Why would we have any such garments at a CIA military gift shop, never mind live squirrels?"

[Pee Wee smirks at Francis, rattles his head left to right in smugness, and turns around again to whisper into his spy cam.]

Pee Wee: "The word for today, kids, is... spoilsport. Heh, heh, heh."

Francis: "Who were you talkng to, Pee Wee?!"

Pee Wee: "Oh, that. I keep a diary with my audio recorder in case I ever decide to publish my memoirs."

Francis: "Ah ha! You can't record in here, in any form! I'm sealing the exits! Good luck reaching the gift shop in time to frolic, indulge puppetry, find merchandise to your liking, complete your final purchase, and make your way to the clearly marked exit."

[Pee Wee dashes toward the gift shop and plays with several of the toys at a superhuman rate of speed, with Francis shown walking in slow motion toward the emergency switch to seal the complex. His evil grin is shown transforming to an expression of wide-eyed horror, then disappointment with a single tear shedding as Pee Wee slides under the doorway as if stealing home base.

Pee Wee sticks his head under the door, which will lock down the complex within seconds.]

Pee Wee: "Come on! Come on!"

[Three squirrels follow Pee Wee's command, meeting him beyond the security door, wearing saris. Pee Wee giggles with his head on the concrete adjacent to the complex. Francis blinks, shakes his head, and wonders whether he should seek to confirm or falsify the surveillance footage of what he just witnessed.]