Pritzker Screams “ICE War” While Gangs Run Wild 🔫 | The Roast Room

Welcome back to the roast pit — where “mostly peaceful” gets shredded harder than Portland’s shop windows! This week’s episode dives into the chaos Democrats keep rebranding as “community action.” Picture this: Antifa blinding cops with lasers, torching ICE facilities, and cutting internet lines… and governors still claiming, “There’s no insurrection.” Bro, if that’s peace, then GTA is a yoga simulator.

Meanwhile, Trump drops the National Guard like it’s Avengers Assemble, and blue-state leaders melt down like Netflix extras in a bad drama. Oregon’s governor calls riots “activism,” Illinois’ Pritzker cries that ICE is “waging war,” and the media serves you a split-screen of fires + anchors smiling like it’s a cookout. Democrats love criminals so much, they might as well hand out loyalty cards — five felonies, free latte!

This roast calls out the double standards, the fake tough-guy acts, and the woke clown show that turns cities into crime-themed escape rooms. Trump plays strict mom while Dems defend chaos like it’s culture.

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