Episode 644: Beware Tylenol!!

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—Caffeine & Mormons

00:00 Introductions
06:21 Tylenol
12:21 Farmers
16:05 Tylenol 2.0
19:05 Nepo Babies
23:53 Jimmy Kimmel 2.0
30:15 Trump Speech
31:49 Argentina
36:28 Go Fund Me
41:17 Charlie Sheen

Caffeine

Celsius is the nectar of the Gods, but Jake still drinks Monster.

Today, however, Nathan forwent his delicious buzz for some healthy BCAA amino acids.

Mormons

In an odd twist of fate, before the horrific, senseless, and tragic attack on a Mormon temple in Michigan, the religion came up organically, and a brief discussion of the magic-underpants clan was had.

Tylenol

RFK Jr. is a complete moron, Trump is even dumber than “complete moron,” and yet they’re doling out medical advice.

*sigh*

The country we live in.

This is nothing short of embarrassing.

But what’s worse is: there are people dumber than Trump who listen to and believe in him.

*double sigh*

Farmers

This segment is messy…

It begins with a viewer comment, shifts to farmers voting against their own interests, and becomes a tale of the FBI raiding a house in nathan’s neighborhood.

Tylenol

And… we’re back.

No, Tylenol does not cause autism.

We continue down the path of stupid that was laid before us by Dear Orange Leader and Captain Vocal Cords.

Nepo Babies

Megan McCain is hilarious.

I mean, not in a self-aware, intelligent way, no.

I mean: she got everything in life because of her last name, yet railed against Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner’s daughter for using her parents to get a speaking gig at the United Nations.

So funny.

So dumb.

(Also: God bless ya, young Garner/Affleck, but no, we’re not going back to mask mandates “just because.”)

Jimmy Kimmel

Sinclair and Nextstar Media are run by horrible people. 

They’re interested in one narrative, not the truth, and not free speech.

Donald Trump Speech

Did people walk out during Donald Trump’s Charlie Kirk speech?

A video shows they did.

What the video doesn’t show is: at what point did this happen? Minute one? Minute 45? When?

(Probably the latter.)

Argentina

Oh, the dumb farmers of America…

They voted for the guy who bankrupted them in 2018, and now they’re upset he’s giving Argentina $20 billion…

…right after Argentina sold China a butt-ton of soybeans.

(Note: China didn’t buy any soybeans from the U.S. in quarter 2 of 2025, lol.)

Go Fund Me

Oh, hypocrisy…

When someone on the right does something awful, Go Fund Me has principles: we don’t allow for that on our site!

When someone on the left does something stupid, Go Fund Me says, “Sure! Raise some money!”

To quote South Park: Lame. Weak.

Charlie Sheen

Jake watched the Netflix doc.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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